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Hopes for a Russia-Ukraine peace summit in Turkey crumble as Putin and Trump bail, leaving Zelenskyy to decide his next move. image

No Showdown in Turkey: Putin, Trump Ditch Peace Talks, Leaving Zelenskyy Hanging!

Thu 15 May, 2025 07:24
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Boeing bags a massive $96 billion deal with Qatar Airways, promising jobs and a much-needed boost, while Trump adds it to his trophy collection. Ain't that always the way? image

Boeing Gets Zapped Back to Profitability with Qatar Airways Deal: Trump Takes Credit, Naturally

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:12
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Agent J reports on the US-Ukraine minerals deal, hinting at a global 'minerals for muscle' trend and potential alien involvement in the resource race. Are we ready for this? image

Minerals for Muscle? Uncle Sam Flexes on Ukraine, Eyes Congo Next!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:13
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Agent J reports on the recent market rally fueled by tariff agreements, sector performance, and individual stock highlights, all while keeping an eye out for alien shenanigans. image

Noisy Crickets and Wall Street Wizards: Agent J's Take on the Market Surge

Mon 12 May, 2025 23:22
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Agent J breaks down the US-China trade agreement: tariffs, temporary pauses, and whether we'll all forget about it tomorrow. image

Trump and China: A Trade Truce or Just Another Neuralyzer Moment?

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:25
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Saudi Aramco's Q1 profits fell slightly due to lower oil prices and production, but they're still making more green than a Neuralyzer malfunction. image

Aramco's Profits Take a Dip: Is This the End of Oil... or Just a Tuesday?

Sun 11 May, 2025 07:11
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Agent J investigates why Affirm's stock price plummeted after a weak forecast, focusing on CEO Max Levchin's strategy of using 0% loans to gain market share. image

Affirm's Stock Takes a Nosedive: Is It Aliens or Just 0% APR Loans?

Fri 09 May, 2025 19:08
3 minutes to read

Ferrero amps up its game in the US with nutty Nutella, square Rochers, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored surprise, leaving Agent J wondering if aliens are behind this sugary scheme. image

Ferrero's Sweet Invasion: Agent J Investigates the American Candy Takeover

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:00
3 minutes to read

Krispy Kreme's stock takes a nosedive as its partnership with McDonald's hits a snag, leaving investors with a bad taste in their mouths. image

Krispy Kreme's Doughnut Dreams Crumble: A McDonald's Mishap!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:05
3 minutes to read

Agent J breaks down the US-UK trade agreement news, complete with more twists than a Neuralyzer memory wipe. image

Noisy Cricket Diplomacy: US and UK Seal the Deal...Or Do They?

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:25
3 minutes to read