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Agent J reports on how TJ Maxx is dodging tariff bullets, keeping those sweet deals alive, even when the economy's acting like a Men in Black reject. image

TJ Maxx Avoids Tariff Firestorm: More Bargains Than You Can Shake a Neuralyzer At!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:54
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Agent J reports on President Trump's ambitious plan for a multibillion-dollar missile defense shield, questioning its feasibility and comparing it to the tech we use at MIB. image

Trump's Golden Dome: Is It Protecting Earth or Just My Paycheck?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
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Agent J investigates Trump's ambitious missile defense system, a potential 'Golden Dome' costing billions, with a healthy dose of skepticism and intergalactic perspective. image

Trump's Golden Dome: Is It Alien-Proof or Just Plain Looney Tunes?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
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Agent J reports on the return of student loan collections and how it's about to make your bank account look like it fought an alien. image

Student Loan Repayments Are Back, Baby! And Your Wallet's About to Feel It

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:51
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A federal judge ruled the Trump administration's attempt to dismantle the U.S. Institute of Peace was illegal, ordering reinstatement of the original leadership. Seems like somebody forgot to neuralize the legal system! image

Trump's DOGE Days Are Over: Judge Slams Unlawful USIP Takeover!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:50
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Agent J reports on Qualcomm's re-entry into the data center CPU market, their alliance with Nvidia, and the future of AI chips. image

Qualcomm Joins the AI Party: My Take on Data Centers, Nvidia, and World Domination (Maybe)

Mon 19 May, 2025 08:09
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Agent J investigates the recent market surge, questioning whether it's a legitimate recovery or just a temporary blip fueled by trade war talk and AI hype. image

Noisy Cricket Market: Is This Rally Real or Just Another Flash in the Pan?

Sat 17 May, 2025 12:53
2 minutes to read

Apple rejects Fortnite's return to the App Store, sparking outrage and leaving gamers worldwide stuck in the digital stone age. image

No Suits, No Fortnite! Apple Clamps Down, Leaving Gamers in the Dark

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:18
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Cartier's parent company, Richemont, defies economic doom with a sales surge, proving that even in uncertain times, bling is king... or maybe it's just the Neuralyzer effect? image

Richemont's Luxury Ride: Even Aliens Dig Cartier, Apparently!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:24
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Agent J breaks down the alleged Medicare fraud investigation that's got UnitedHealth Group seeing stars and losing serious green. image

UnitedHealth Group Gets Neuralyzed...By the DOJ?!

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:41
3 minutes to read