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Despite geopolitical tensions, investors remain bullish on India's growth story, citing strong fundamentals and progress on trade deals. It's like a rhino giving birth to a grapefruit... astounding! image

Alllllrighty Then! India's Market's Got No Bone To Pick With Geopolitics, Investors Say Hakuna Matata!

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:10
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Ace Ventura investigates President Trump's surprising comments on trade deals, leaving investors puzzled and possibly in need of a tranquilizer dart. image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump Says 'No Deals,' But Is He Just Monkeying Around?

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:11
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Ace Ventura investigates the Eurozone's economic slowdown, finding weak demand and a nearly stagnant services sector. Could this be the work of a disgruntled penguin? image

Alllllrighty Then! Eurozone Economy Sputters Like Snowflake's Engine!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:13
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Ace Ventura investigates how Trump's tariffs are causing Ford to pump the brakes on their 2025 financial forecasts. Allllrighty then! image

Ford's Tariff Tango: Is Trump Playing Games with Our Gas Guzzlers?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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The Social Security Administration dials back its overpayment recoupment rate from 100% to 50% for some, leaving beneficiaries still feeling the pinch. Can we get a 'CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG!' for some real solutions? image

ALL RIGHTY THEN! Social Security Backpedals on Benefit Clawbacks - But is it Enough?

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:19
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Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor at Berkshire Hathaway, leaving shareholders both surprised and intrigued. Looks like someone's ready to 'Step into the light!' image

Alllllrighty Then! Buffett Passes the Torch (and Maybe a Few Peanuts) to Abel!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:23
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Ace Ventura investigates United Airlines flight delays at Newark Airport due to air traffic controller staffing issues. Could this BE any more chaotic? image

Holy Air Traffic Mayhem, Batman! Newark Flights Grounded, Passengers in a Lurch!

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:17
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Ace Ventura reports on JD Vance's grim outlook on the Ukraine-Russia conflict and Trump's administration's attempt to find a 'middle ground' using a minerals deal. image

Alllllrighty Then! VP Vance Says Ukraine Conflict Ain't Ending Anytime Soon, But Trump's Got a Mineral Plan!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:24
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Apple's Q2 earnings beat expectations overall, but the Services division was a tad underwhelming. Ace Ventura investigates the fruity financial details! image

Alllllrighty Then! Apple's Earnings: A Case of the Slightly Underestimated Services!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:08
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Ace Ventura investigates Amazon's Q1 earnings report, tariff troubles, and AI ambitions! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Amazon's Earnings Under the Tariff Microscope!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:01
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