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Ace Ventura reports on the U.S. and Ukraine's new minerals deal, involving rare earths, critical minerals, and a whole lotta 'show me the money!' image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! U.S. GRABS UKRAINE'S ROCKS! (AND I DON'T MEAN DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON)

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
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Ace Ventura investigates Meta's Q1 earnings report, uncovering a revenue rhino, expense elephants, and European Union regulations that could be a real stink bomb! image

Alllllrighty Then! Meta's Moolah Mountain Climbs Higher Than Snowflake! (Earnings Report Unleashed!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Global investors, especially from China, are giving Warren Buffett's annual meeting a miss due to increased political tensions and trade war woes. No 'Lovely Lady' sightings in Omaha this year! image

Allllllrighty Then! Buffett's Woodstock Blues: International Investors Skip Omaha Due to Trumped-Up Tensions!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:33
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Volkswagen's Q1 profit plummets amidst Trump's tariff tango, but Ace Ventura is on the case to sniff out the truth! image

VW's Profit Takes a Dive! Did Someone Say Tariff-iffic Trouble?

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:04
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Ace Ventura investigates Starbucks' recent earnings slump and their 'Back to Starbucks' plan to perk things up! image

Allllrighty Then! Starbucks in a Latte Trouble, But a Turnaround is Brewing!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective (and part-time financial guru), deciphers the stock market's ups and downs, offering hilarious yet practical advice for investors of all ages...and species! image

Alllllrighty Then! Stock Market Rollercoaster: Ace's Tips for Not Losing Your Shirt (and Your Sanity!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:53
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Ace Ventura investigates Deutsche Bank's surprisingly stellar Q1 profits, navigating through tariff turbulence and geopolitical whatchamacallits! image

Deutsche Bank's Financial Fiesta: Like a Rhino in a Tutu...Surprisingly Graceful!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:20
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IBM pledges a whopping $150 billion investment in U.S. manufacturing, boosting mainframe, quantum computers, and American jobs. No tariffs, but plenty of AI-infused hoopla! image

IBM's Mega-Buck Bonanza! 150 Billion Reasons to Shout 'Alllllrighty Then!'

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:30
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Ace Ventura investigates whether Trump's peace talks with Russia and Ukraine are a genuine shot at resolution or a prelude to some serious 'banking' sanctions. image

Allllllrighty Then! Trump's Ukraine Tango: A Diplomatic Doo-Wop or Sanctions Showdown?

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:28
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Rachel Reeves juggles U.S. trade talks, EU relations, and China concerns like a caffeinated monkey with a Rubik's Cube! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! UK's Finance Minister Plays Trade Tightrope Walker!

Sat 26 April, 2025 01:45
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