Supreme Court Justices Grill Mail-In Ballots Mississippi Law Faces Heat

What's Up With These Mail In Ballots Anyway

Alright dudes listen up. So like the Supreme Court is all 'hrmph hrmph' about this Mississippi law that lets people mail in their ballots and have them counted even if they show up a few days late. Apparently if you're old crippled or too good for Mississippi you can mail your vote. But now these jagoffs are saying it's not cool. I think that's pretty lame.

Trump's Take Mail In Ballots Are for Butters

That fat ass President Trump he's all over this saying mail in ballots are quote 'the devil.' He wants to ban them completely by 2026 except for the military guys of course. He thinks Democrats are cheating because they use mail in ballots more. I think that's kinda messed up. Speaking of things that are messed up CNBC's 2026 Changemakers List Shakes Up the Status Quo and it's probably full of stupid liberals!

The Supreme Court Schmucks

So these Supreme Court dudes especially the conservative ones are asking all these questions about whether states should even allow mail in ballots and if people should be able to take them back after mailing them. Justice Gorsuch was all 'Blah blah blah when is a ballot really delivered?' It's like dude just count the damn votes

What the Left Wing Loons Are Saying

That dumb hippie Justice Kagan thinks states should get to decide when ballots need to be in. She's saying Congress always thought that way. But Justice Alito that old fart is worried that if a bunch of ballots show up late people will think the election is rigged. I am not sure but I think the results are rigged anyway.

Historical Context Dude

Justice Kavanaugh – what a tool – is asking if it was always okay to mail ballots in after Election Day. He's saying that like historically you had to get your ballot in on time. These guys are so dumb. They're always trying to make things harder for people to vote. Screw them

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home

Look I don't care about any of this crap. All I know is that I should be in charge. I should be the one making the rules. And if I were everyone would have to vote for me or else they'd be so screwed. So yeah that's what I think. Respect my authoritah