Great Success Very Nice: Paul's Pikachu Phenomenon
Jagshemash! Logan Paul very famous American wrestler and influencer he make big boom boom last week. He sell Pokémon card for many many tenge – $16.5 million American dollars! This is more than entire village of Kuzcekistan worth. Winner is AJ Scaramucci son of very important man who used to work for President. He say this card is like Picasso but for peoples who like pocket monsters. Very nice.
Investment or Just Shiny Thing?
Scaramucci junior say he buy card not just for looking at but for making money. He call it "planetary treasure hunt." He want to collect all the rare things like gold teeth from gypsies… eh I mean rare assets. Trading card market is bigger than my sister's… collection of bottle caps. eBay say they sell many cards like hot cakes made from… well not horse. Logan Paul he buy this Pikachu card for $5.3 million so he make profit like Kazakhstan after finding oil. This all reminds me of the Warner Bros Discovery Drama Paramount Swoops In Netflix on the Ropes. Warner Bros Discovery Drama Paramount Swoops In Netflix on the Ropes.
Kazakhstan Number One… in Card Prices?
According to card experts Pokémon cards go up in price very fast. Faster than my neighbor’s donkey when he see lady donkey. One card expert Ken Goldin he say people buy cards because they love them or because they think cards are good way to keep money safe. Like putting money in mattress but with more steps. Mr. Scaramucci he say these cards go up in value very much like Kazakhstan's exports of potassium.
Debasement Trade: Sounds Dirty But It's About Money
Mr. Scaramucci say he buy cards because he afraid countries will make money worth less. So he put money in cards instead like hiding gold in… well somewhere safe. This is called "debasement trade." Sounds like something from my village but it's about finance.
Passion First Investment Second… Like My Love for Pamela
But not all experts agree. One smart man Paul Karger he say collecting things should be for fun not just for money. He say it's like my love for Pamela Anderson – mostly passion but maybe worth something someday. He warn that cards are hard to sell quickly and that other people decide how much they worth. Also government take big tax from selling cards more than from selling… uh souvenirs.
Treasure Trove: Maybe He Find My Wife
Despite dangers card expert Mr. Goldin think more people will buy cards as investments. He say big sales like Logan Paul's make people interested. Mr. Scaramucci start company called Treasure Trove. Maybe he find my wife there very nice. He not say much about company but he get money from his other company. For now he say just think he crazy man buying rare things. Like me when I try to buy Britney Spears' hair from eBay. Very excite.
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