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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang fumes as U.S. export controls block billions in Chinese revenue, leaving the chip giant with a multibillion-dollar write-off and a whole lot of 'respect' for Trump's vision. image

Nvidia's Heisenberg Moment: Blocked from China, Cooking Up Trouble?

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:13
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Investors are buying insurance against a potential US debt default, but is it real fear or just political posturing? Quagmire weighs in. image

Giggity! Investors Get the Jitters as US Debt Gets Risky...Or Do They?

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:49
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Federal court slaps down Trump's reciprocal tariffs, citing exceeded authority and a national emergency not quite as dire as losing Rupert! image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Thwarted by Judges! Oh, the Humanity!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:23
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Apparently, Elon Musk's xAI is giving Telegram a treasure chest full of berries ($300 million!) for their Grok AI. But hold on! Is the treasure map a fake? image

Shishishi! Elon Musk is Teaming up with Telegram? I Smell Adventure!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:41
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Nvidia's latest earnings report defies trade war woes, making investors richer than a Planet Express crew after a successful delivery... almost! image

Good News Everyone! Nvidia's Stock is Soaring Higher Than Hubert's Hair!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:15
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Pension fund leaders express serious concerns over Tesla's declining performance, linking it to Elon Musk's extracurricular activities and demanding he dedicates at least 40 hours a week to the electric vehicle company. image

E=MuskC Squared? Tesla Investors Demand Time and a Reality Check for Elon!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:57
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Salesforce reports strong Q1 results and forecasts even better days ahead, fueled by acquisitions and AI, but faces challenges in marketing and commerce software. image

Salesforce Goes Super Saiyan! Earnings Beat Expectations, But Can They Handle This Power?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
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Peter Griffin reports on HP's earnings miss, blaming it all on tariffs and wondering if he can still afford cable. image

Holy Crap Lois! HP's Stock Took a Bigger Dive Than Me at Career Day!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:55
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Donald Duck reports on the White House's order to halt chip software sales to China, causing Cadence and Synopsys stock to take a nosedive! What a quack-up! image

Aw, Phooey! China Chip Ban Sends Stocks Plunging Faster Than Me in a Waterfall!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:33
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E.l.f. and Rhode Get Hitched! Like Peas and Carrots... but for Your Face!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
3 minutes to read