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Pope Francis makes his first public appearance since recovering from pneumonia, arriving in St. Peter's Square in a wheelchair, proving even Pontiffs have to adapt and overcome! image

Pope Francis in a Wheelchair! Is He Ready for the Ultimate Survival Challenge?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 09:50
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Kratos reports on the Trump administration's controversial decision to lay off U.S. aid workers in Myanmar following a devastating earthquake, while other nations step in to provide assistance. image

Trump Administration Cuts Aid Amidst Myanmar Earthquake?! Boy! Is This Wisdom?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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Kratos reports on the ironic tragedy of US aid workers being laid off in Myanmar earthquake relief effort amidst Trump administration cuts, while other nations step in to fill the void. image

BOY! Trump Cuts Aid After Myanmar Earthquake? Is Humanity Doomed!

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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Spidey investigates how Trump's new tariffs have forced Jaguar Land Rover to halt U.S. shipments, sending shockwaves through the automotive world! image

Jaguar Land Rover Hits the Brakes! Did Trump's Tariffs Cause a Car Crash?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:03
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British automaker Jaguar Land Rover pauses U.S. shipments in response to Trump's tariffs, sending shockwaves through the auto industry. Guess I'll be swinging everywhere for a while longer! image

Jaguar Land Rover Hits the Brakes on US Shipments Thanks to Trump's Tariffs! Are We All Gonna Be Walking?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:03
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A Maryland man was mistakenly deported to El Salvador, and the courts are battling over whether the U.S. government can bring him back. Talk about a messed-up situation! image

Yo, They Deported the Wrong Dude! Will He Ever Get His Bel-Air Ending?

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
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Turns out, doing nothing is a superpower in the stock market. Learn why 'dead' investors outperform active traders and how to avoid being your own worst enemy. image

Unlock Investment Nirvana! Why Dead Investors Are Crushing the Living!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:55
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Amidst Trump's tariffs causing stock market volatility, some U.S. companies may benefit from reshoring initiatives, presenting potential investment opportunities. image

Tariffs Trigger Stock Market Mayhem! Will These Companies Survive the Carnage?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:07
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on oversold stocks poised for a rebound and overbought stocks that might soon fall, with a dash of fire and blood...and technical analysis. image

Oversold Stocks Could Soar Higher Than a Dragon! Will These Market Darlings Rise From the Ashes?

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:03
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Indiana Jones analyzes the recent market turmoil, triggered by tariffs and economic uncertainty, and navigates the potential pitfalls and precarious opportunities for investors with his trademark wit and wisdom. image

We're Doomed The Stock Market Is Collapsing Faster Than My Last Bridge Swing!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:59
3 minutes to read