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Tesla's stock dips as delivery forecasts sour, and Musk's feud with Trump over a massive spending bill sparks concerns about subsidies and the future of EV incentives. image

Tesla's Tumble: Is Elon Playing Chicken with the Wrong Guy?

Wed 02 July, 2025 00:29
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A satirical look at Trump's healthcare bill, predicting massive Medicaid cuts and potential devastation for vulnerable Americans, as told by Tony Montana. image

Say Hello to My Little Healthcare Bill: Trump's Plan to Gut Medicaid!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:09
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Constellation Brands' disappointing quarter, blaming pesky tariffs and 'non-structural socioeconomic factors' for the brewing storm. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Tariffs Sink Constellation's Treasure!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:53
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Senator Lisa Murkowski secures key benefits for Alaska in the new tax-and-spending bill, facing both praise and criticism in a divided Senate. image

Alaska Doesn't Need a Bailout, It Needs Chuck Norris: Murkowski's Moves and the Senate Showdown

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:32
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Leela reports live from Capitol Hill (figuratively, I'm still in New New York), where a mega-bill is causing more drama than a Bender-themed bachelor party. image

Holy Motherboard! Washington's Gone Haywire... Again!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:18
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Jeff Bezos sells a hefty chunk of his Amazon stock, prompting us to question: Are we in control, or are we merely programs executing a pre-written code? image

Bezos Unplugs Millions of Amazon Shares: Reality or Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:15
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Design software giant Figma gears up for a public offering, aiming to trade on the NYSE, after a failed Adobe acquisition and a surge in revenue. image

Figma Files for IPO: 'I Am Iron Man,' and This is How Tech Gets Richer!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:26
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A satirical look at the proposed healthcare changes that could leave millions without coverage, hitting rural communities the hardest. image

Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Health Bill: Are We Headed for Another Hunger Games?

Tue 01 July, 2025 19:57
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Borat reports on the crumbling American infrastructure, climate change woes, and why your bridge might melt like ice cream in July. image

U.S. Infrastructure: Is Big Problem! Like Trying to Kiss My Sister!

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:24
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A system outage turned San Francisco's public transit into a free-for-all, leaving commuters wondering if they've stumbled into an alternate reality. (Spoiler: They haven't. Probably.) image

Clipper Card Glitch? San Francisco Commuters Ride Free! Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:31
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