Yeah Baby Nvidia's Still Got It Going On
Groovy baby groovy. It seems even in 2026 Nvidia is still making all the right moves shagging all the right revenue streams. The big boys – Microsoft Amazon and even that Tesla bloke – are all feeling a bit Austin Powers esque – you know lost in the 90s with their double digit stock declines. But Nvidia? They're doing the Mojo dance all the way to the bank with a sweet 2.7% rise. It's like they've found my mojo and are using it to power their AI systems. Yeah
Hyperscalers Capex Goes Through The Roof
Those hyperscalers bless their little cotton socks are splashing the cash on AI infrastructure like it's going out of style. And who's benefiting? Nvidia of course. Wedbush Securities is saying these tech titans are going to spend even more than expected on their AI toys in 2026. That's music to Nvidia's ears baby. But and this is a big but is it sustainable? Are we heading for a hyperscale hangover? Or is this just the beginning of a groovy AI revolution? Speaking of potential AI related problems have you checked out the FDA Slams Wegovy Ad Misleading Claims Emerge? AI is all well and good but mis information is a dangerous thing and Nvidia must be wary of its products being used to create such mis information.
Data Centers Get Packed With Nvidia's Goodies
Nine tee percent of Nvidia's income is coming from their data center shenanigans. Their GPUs are the bee's knees when it comes to training those gigantic language models. Alphabet Microsoft Meta Amazon – these guys are expected to drop nearly $700 billion this year alone to supercharge their AI expansion. That's enough to buy a lot of shag carpets baby. They're increasing their spending by over 60% from 2025. It's like a spending spree at a vintage clothing store but instead of bell bottoms they're buying GPUs.
Skeptics On The Prowl
Of course not everyone's doing the frug. Some folks are worried that the tech industry is building too much too fast. And if there's a slowdown Nvidia could get a serious case of blue balls. Cantor Fitzgerald even with their positive rating is worried about peak hyperscale spending this year. It's like planning a huge party but then realizing you might not have enough guests. Still Nvidia's got a killer outfit and a killer playlist so hopefully the party will be a smash hit.
Vera Rubin Is Coming To Town
Analysts are drooling over the upcoming Vera Rubin rack scale systems. Apparently Jensen Huang the big cheese at Nvidia said they shipped 6 million Blackwell GPUs recently and are expecting $500 billion in GPU sales between Blackwell and Rubin. That's a lot of cheddar baby. Investors will be glued to their seats hoping to get a sense of the demand for these Vera Rubin systems. If it's anything less than stellar Austin Powers might be called in to cheer people up.
Groq Acquisition: A Strategic Move
Nvidia bought some bits and bobs from Groq for about $20 billion. Groq's specialty is the inference side of the market – using AI to make smart decisions based on new information. Nvidia already dominates the training scene so this move could make them unstoppable. Analysts are keen to know how this deal will affect Nvidia's bottom line and how they plan to use Groq's technology to compete with those custom ASIC makers. This is a game of chess baby and Nvidia is clearly several moves ahead.
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