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Amidst escalating tensions, India and Pakistan agree to a ceasefire after mediation by the U.S., but can we really trust this peace? image

No Fate But What We Make: India and Pakistan Call a Truce (Thanks, Trump?)

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:31
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Mario dives into the news about how longer lifespans are making traditional retirement portfolios obsolete, suggesting it's-a time to jump into more stocks and consider bond ladders! Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! And I'm-a Here to Tell You Your Retirement Plan is-a Kaput!

Fri 09 May, 2025 21:45
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Lara Croft dissects the Trump administration's consideration of suspending habeas corpus, finding echoes of ancient power struggles and questionable justifications. image

Trump Admin Eyes Suspending Habeas Corpus: 'I Don't Believe It!'...But Here's Why You Should

Fri 09 May, 2025 22:15
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Fred Flinstone reports on Donald Trump's plan to nominate Jonathan McKernan for a top Treasury spot after his CFPB nomination stalled, potentially shaking up the financial bedrock of Bedrock, or... uh... America! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump Picks McKernan for Treasury Gig!

Fri 09 May, 2025 21:11
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Financial expert Ric Edelman argues the traditional 60-40 investment portfolio is outdated due to increasing human longevity, advocating for higher equity allocations and innovative bond strategies. image

E=MC Hammered! Is Your Retirement Portfolio Ready for a Century of Living?

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:27
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner is the new Postmaster General, and Jinx is here to ask the important questions: What's next, recycling my bombs? image

Mail Mayhem: Ex-Trash Boss Takes Over USPS! Is This a Joke?

Fri 09 May, 2025 18:29
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White House contemplates suspending habeas corpus, and I'm just trying to figure out if it involves more than 12 grams of sugar. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Thinking About Suspending...Habeas Corpus? Sounds Like a New Cereal!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:06
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Your fave reality star dives into the latest news on digital advertising, from Meta's rollercoaster to potential economic slowdowns. Stay tuned, dolls, because things are about to get real! image

Kim K Breaks Down the Digital Ad Market: Is the Party Over?

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:36
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According to some smart guy, the classic 60/40 investment portfolio is toast thanks to us living too long. But fear not, fellow humans! There are ways to potentially outsmart death... and the market. Kinda. image

60/40 Portfolio is Dead? Not If We Can Help It! (And We Probably Can... Eventually)

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:47
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Human resources software startup Rippling hits a staggering $16.8 billion valuation, navigating the tech landscape with growth and strategic finance. image

Rippling's River of Riches: A $16.8 Billion Valuation Oasis!

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:21
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