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Procter & Gamble slashes 7,000 jobs amidst tariff woes, proving once again that reality is worse than even my worst interdimensional cable shows. image

P&G's Layoffpalooza: 7,000 Jobs Vaporized Thanks to Trump's Tariff Tantrums

Thu 05 June, 2025 18:12
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As companies grapple with economic uncertainty and the rise of AI, mass layoffs become the new normal. I'll be back... unemployed? image

Hasta La Vista, Baby: Jobocalypse Now Sweeping Corporate America!

Thu 05 June, 2025 22:38
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Lululemon stumbles despite beating expectations, cuts guidance amidst tariff woes, leaving investors punch-drunk. image

Lululemon Takes a Hit: Is This the Eye of the Tiger or Just Another Round?

Fri 06 June, 2025 14:17
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Walmart expands its drone delivery service to more states, promising faster delivery of essential items like eggs, ice cream, and, of course, Mountain Dew. image

Walmart Drones Incoming! Delivering Your Tendies Faster Than You Can Say 'Bald'

Thu 05 June, 2025 21:59
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Wells Fargo says Shopify is an AI play in disguise, but is it really worth the hype? We dive in, MrBeast style! image

Shopify Stock: To the Moon or Just Another Overpriced T-Shirt?

Fri 06 June, 2025 15:53
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Amazon is reportedly testing AI-powered humanoid robots for package delivery, potentially saving billions while further blurring the line between reality and dystopian sci-fi. Glory to mankind? image

Amazon's Android Dreams: Humanoid Robots to Deliver Packages, Because Humanity Isn't Suffering Enough Already

Fri 06 June, 2025 19:36
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Walmart's latest moves to attract younger shoppers and combat rising prices with new clothing lines, drone deliveries, and a fresh advertising strategy. image

Believe It! Walmart's New Jutsu: Drones, Tweens, and Fighting Inflation Like a True Ninja!

Fri 06 June, 2025 22:53
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Despite trade war confusion, the stock market, much like my goal-scoring record, defies expectations, powered by resilient U.S. economic data. image

¡Increíble! Market Shrugs Off Trump's Trade Tango Like a Messi Dribble Past Defenders

Fri 30 May, 2025 19:47
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Luffy here, your future Pirate King, reporting on Jim Cramer's take on teen retailers like Abercrombie & Fitch and American Eagle – it's a wild ride, just like the Grand Line! image

SHISHISHI! Stock Market Seas are Rough! Cramer Says Watch Out for Fickle Teen Tides!

Fri 30 May, 2025 23:59
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Global confectionery giants and humble startups alike are scrambling to cash in on the Dubai chocolate trend, resulting in a flurry of limited-edition products and inspired spin-offs. image

Good News Everyone! Dubai Chocolate Craze Sweeps the Planet!

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:00
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