Eat My Shorts, Plastic Waste Kitsch Shampoo Bars Conquer Beauty Market

Aye Caramba No More Plastic Bottles

Hey it's Bart Simpson here your favorite underachiever and sustainability reporter man. Listen up dudes. These shampoo bars are apparently the new big thing in the beauty world. But here's the thing nobody wants to use something that makes their hair look like Milhouse's. This Cassandra Morales Thurswell chick at Kitsch? She's not just selling green stuff she's selling good hair man. It's like Sideshow Bob trying to be Krusty but actually succeeding. Cowabunga.

Don't Have a Cow Man Upgrade Your Hair

So this Kitsch company right? They didn't just jump into the shampoo bar game like Dad jumping into a pool. They spent years selling hair bands and pillowcases. Smart right? They got into your shower slowly like Maggie creeping up on a pacifier. Then BAM shampoo bars that actually work. It’s all about getting results and being trustworthy. If you're still skeptical check out this article Taiwan Declares Semiconductor Exodus to the U.S. 'Impossible' to read about the importance of experience. Cowabunga dudes.

Eat My Shorts Bad Hair Days

Thurswell says customers are all about softness and curl definition not just saving the planet. Which let's be honest is what I care about too. It's like when Lisa tries to make me eat healthy stuff. I'll only do it if it tastes like a Krusty Burger. The lady's own mom doesn't even get the bar thing. Seriously? Even Marge Simpson likes the bar thing according to reports. That’s when you know it’s a game changer.

Excellent Customer Feedback FTW

This Kitsch lady she actually listens to people. Imagine that. It’s like Principal Skinner taking advice from me. Unheard of right? But apparently Thurswell went store to store asking people what they liked and didn't like about her hair bands. Then she actually changed stuff. I know what you are thinking crazy talk.

I Didn't Do It No More Packaging Waste

Kitsch controls everything from making the stuff to shipping it. That's some serious Mr. Burns level control right there. And because of that they know how much junk packaging creates. That tape and boxes. Seriously? Nobody wants to unsee it. Now I want to not unsee it.

Ay Caramba Shampoo Bars For the Win

So there you have it. Kitsch isn't just another flash in the pan product. These bars actually work they listened to the people and sustainability isn’t just a buzzword. Cassandra and her company built trust and experience over the years to produce a product that is now taking over the market and no one can stop her. I still prefer my hair messy but maybe a great smelling shampoo bar to the mix wouldn’t hurt!