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Zig Serafin and Rupal Patel reveal the secrets to balancing big dreams with everyday tasks, turning you from a 'loser' into a 'looo-hooo-ser!' (in a good way, of course!) image

Is Your Brain a Beautiful Butterfly or a Big Pile of... You Know!?! Find Out How to Soar!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:05
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Tax day looming? Mr. Bean explains how to get an extension (but not on paying!) without ending up in a right pickle. image

Tax Day Tomorrow! Uh Oh! But Don't Panic! Mr. Bean Has a Clever Plan!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:00
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Intel's unloading a chunk of Altera for a measly $4.46 billion, tryin' to fix their money problems. Tony Montana ain't impressed. image

Intel Sells Out! Altera Deal Stinks Worse Than Elvira's Cooking!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:07
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the stormy seas ahead for General Motors as tariffs and economic woes threaten to sink their ship, while Tesla charts a course for brighter horizons. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Is General Motors Headed for Davy Jones' Locker?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:06
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Blue Origin's latest flight sends Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry, Gayle King and an all-female crew soaring into the cosmos, marking a new chapter in space tourism. But did they ask Chuck Norris first? image

Jeff Bezos Just Launched Katy Perry Into Space! Did Chuck Norris Approve?

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:00
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Leela reports on the temporary reduction of tariffs on Chinese electronics, potentially boosting the stock market and giving American companies a breather. image

Good News Everyone! Lower Tariffs on Chinese Electronics Could Save Your Butt!

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:03
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OPEC reduces oil demand forecasts due to Trump's tariffs, creating a ripple effect that could change everything we thought we knew about the crude reality. image

Did Trump's Tariffs Just Break the Matrix of Oil Prices?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:50
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Ex-FTC Chair Lina Khan claims Facebook panicked and used a 'buy-or-bury' strategy with Instagram and WhatsApp, leading to an FTC trial that could force Meta to divest them. Sounds like someone's been Hail to the king, baby! image

Facebook Scared Stiff! Did Zuckerberg Just Buy His Way Out of Trouble?

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:49
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Shrek gives his two cents on why some fancy-pants analyst thinks Stellantis is gonna take a nosedive, and why you should probably stick to investing in good ol' onions. image

What in Tarnation is Happening to Stellantis Stock?! Donkey's Got a Better Investment Plan!

Mon 14 April, 2025 10:43
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Tony Stark dives into the stock market's wild swings, tariff tensions, and the murky future of 2025 earnings, offering a Stark-sized dose of reality and humor. image

Is the Stock Market Doomed?! Iron Man's Take on the Economic Rollercoaster!

Mon 14 April, 2025 11:01
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