Huckabee's Bold Claim Israel's Land Rights Spark Mideast Uproar

Huckabee's Provocative Stance

So everybody's talking about Mike Huckabee's comments. Let me tell you the guy has guts. He's saying what a lot of people are thinking even if they're too afraid to say it. He talks about Israel's rights and suddenly everyone loses their minds. But frankly we need more people who aren't afraid to speak their minds. As I always said sometimes you have to go a little wild to get things done. Believe me I know something about getting things done. It's all about the art of the deal people. The best deals are when everyone wins and sometimes that means shaking things up.

Backlash From the Arab World

Now the Arab nations are getting all worked up calling Huckabee's comments 'extremist' and 'provocative.' They say it violates international law and stirs up religious emotions. Honestly they say the same thing about everything. It's always something with them right? Always complaining. But here's the deal: you have to be strong. You have to stand up for what you believe in. And you know what? I always stood up for America and I always stood up for Israel. Just ask Bibi. He knows a good friend when he sees one. And when it comes to investing remember to Ignore the Dividends It's All About Total Chaos... I Mean Return that's where the real money is folks. I mean return... total return of course.

Historical Context Matters

Let's be clear Israel has been in a tough neighborhood since 1948. Wars annexations ceasefires—it's been a total mess. They captured the West Bank Gaza Golan Heights and then they withdrew from some of it. It's like a real estate deal gone wild. Everybody wants a piece of the action. And you know what I always say? Location location location. It's all about the land folks. But you have to be smart about it. You have to know how to negotiate. That's where I come in. I know the best people.

My Stance on Israeli Annexation

Look I always said I wouldn't let Israel annex the West Bank. It’s a complicated situation folks very complicated. You have to understand there are two sides to every story even if one side is much much better. We gave strong assurances that we'd block any move to do so. Some people said I was too tough on Israel but I was fair. Very fair. I gave them the embassy in Jerusalem but I also expected them to be reasonable. It's all about balance. It's like a great golf swing you need balance to crush it 320 yards right down the middle.

The Two State Solution

Huckabee doesn't believe in the whole 'Palestinian' thing. He says they're just Arabs who used to live in British controlled Palestine. It's a tricky situation folks very very tricky. They want an independent state and everyone seems to agree except for the people who actually live there. Believe me I understand complicated situations. I dealt with them all the time. North Korea China the fake news media—they're all tough negotiators. But nobody's tougher than me. I could sell ice to the Eskimos believe me.

The Bible and Land Rights

So Huckabee and Tucker Carlson are talking about the Bible and the land from the Nile to the Euphrates. It's a big piece of land folks a very big piece of land. It would include Israel Jordan Syria Lebanon and parts of Saudi Arabia and Iraq. Huckabee's not sure he'd go that far. I say why not? Go big or go home that's my motto. But you have to be smart. You have to know how to get the best deal. And you know what? I always get the best deals. Always. It's just the way I'm wired. I have a very very good brain.