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Teladoc's stock takes a nosedive, so they're scooping up UpLift for $30 million to try and make their BetterHelp segment not so 'meh'. image

Eat My Shorts, Market Value! Teladoc Buys UpLift to Fix BetterHelp!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:15
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President Trump claims China's ripping us off and his tariffs might mean fewer toys for kids. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, China! Trump's Trade War Promises Fewer Dolls and More Mayhem!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:46
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Austin Powers reports on the far out trade tensions between the US and China, where tariffs are high and the shelves might just end up empty, yeah baby! image

Groovy Trade Wars: Trump Declares China 'Chief-Ripper-Offer', Baby!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:46
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Your boy Will Smith breaks down McDonald's Q1 earnings report, from E. coli scares to Trump tariffs, with a side of snack wraps and Banks family humor. image

Hold Up, Wait a Minute! McD's Earnings About to Drop Some Knowledge!

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
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A denial from Tesla about the rumors of Elon Musk's replacement has this swashbuckling feline sharpening his claws and sharing his two cents (or should I say, two *pesos*) on the electric car chaos. image

Holy Guacamole! Is Elon Musk Out at Tesla? This Kitty Has Opinions!

Thu 01 May, 2025 08:54
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Reports indicate Tesla's board is searching for Elon Musk's successor amidst declining sales and a damaged reputation. Are we seeing a system reboot? image

Tesla's Board Seeks New Messiah: Is Elon Glitching Out of the Matrix?

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:55
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Microsoft defies expectations with a strong quarter, fueled by Azure's surprising growth, proving they haven't been vaporized by the AI hype. image

Microsoft's Mandalorian Moment: This Is the Way to Cloud Growth!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:02
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Your girl, Kylie, breaks down Microsoft's killer quarter, proving that even tech giants can have a glow-up. Azure's growth? Iconic. image

Microsoft Slayed! Azure's Growth Has Me Saying 'Rise and Shine' to Tech Stocks

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:02
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A fine art graduate is turning discarded plastic into stylish homewares, challenging our perception of waste and sparking a 'revolution of stylish sustainability'. image

From Shampoo Bottles to Chic: Muggle Ingenuity Saves the Planet (One Coaster at a Time!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 05:14
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A fine art graduate is revolutionizing recycling by transforming discarded plastic into stylish homewares, featured in Vogue and sold at luxury retailers. image

Plastic Fantastic: Muggle Entrepreneur Turns Trash to Treasure!

Thu 01 May, 2025 05:14
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