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Mr. Bean tries to understand the new Republican plan to change student loan repayments. It involves numbers, income, and possibly Teddy getting involved. image

Oh Dear! Republicans Tinker with Student Loans: Bean's Brain Boggles!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:18
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Elon Musk questions the Federal Reserve's $2.5 billion renovation, sparking debate over government spending and priorities. Is this progress, or just another Skynet in disguise? image

Elon Musk vs. The Fed: No Fate But What We Make (Them Pay For!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:33
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Anthropic's Claude AI is now integrating with business apps like Asana, PayPal, and Square, taking actions for users and potentially making them obsolete. Time to make some REAL money! image

Say Hello to My Little Friend...Claude: AI Gets Ballsy, Starts Running Your Business!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:03
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Anthropic's Claude AI now bossing about on business apps like Asana and PayPal, makin' work easier for landlubbers... or so they say. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Claude the AI is Plundering Productivity Across the Seven Seas of Business Apps!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:03
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Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony are raising prices on consoles and games, proving that even gaming can't escape the roundhouse kick of inflation. But fear not, Chuck Norris is here to break it down! image

Chuck Norris Approved: Xbox Prices Rise - Are You Ready to Level Up Your Wallet?

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:18
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Microsoft jacks up Xbox prices faster than Zoidberg scarfs down a dumpster full of hot dogs, leaving gamers feeling like they've been Nibblonied! image

Good News Everyone! Xbox Prices Soar Higher Than Bender's Bar Tab!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:18
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Is Spotify the Netflix of music, offering a dominant, defensive, and growing investment opportunity amidst market uncertainty? I believe it is, here is why. image

Spotify: The One Stock to Rule Them All... or at Least Stream Them All

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:51
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Spotify's rocking the stock market, proving it's more than just tunes – it's a financial fortress with a killer beat. Let's see why this ain't no time to be lame! image

Spotify: Hail to the King, Baby! This Stock's Got More Boom Than My Shotgun!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:51
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the clash between Nvidia and Anthropic over AI chip export restrictions, complete with dragons, baby bumps, and a healthy dose of fire and blood (metaphorically, of course). image

Nvidia vs. Anthropic: A Khaleesi's Take on AI Chip Wars and Lobster Smuggling!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:59
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Klaus Schwab weighs in on the squabble between Nvidia and Anthropic over AI chip export restrictions, smuggling tactics, and the future of global AI dominance. A vital piece of the Great Reset puzzle? image

Nvidia vs. Anthropic: A Lobster-Smuggling Saga in the Great AI Reset

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:59
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