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Canada Goose weathers economic uncertainty with a stock surge, but can they truly fly high in this volatile market? I'll give 'em a grilling! image

Canada Goose Takes Flight...Or Does It? A Ramsay Roast!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:46
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the European Central Bank's concerns about Trump's trade tariffs and their potential impact on the global financial system. Fo shizzle, it's gettin' real. image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: ECB Says Trump's Tariffs Messin' with the Money, Dogg!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:26
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Rambo reports on Google's second shot at smart glasses, partnering with Warby Parker and powered by AI, hoping to avoid the privacy nightmares of the past.

Google Glass Reboot: This Time, They Got a Warby Parker... I Mean, Plan!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:12
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Despite market volatility, hedge funds' top stock picks are soaring, proving that sometimes, following the 'smart money' really does pay off. image

Hedge Fund Hotshots: Even Ares Can't Stop These Stocks!

Wed 21 May, 2025 14:01
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Democratic Rep. Gerry Connolly passes away, leaving behind a legacy of public service... and a potential power vacuum that I, Doctor Evil, plan to exploit! image

Gerry Connolly's Demise: A Loss... Or a New Opportunity for Evil?

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:11
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HSBC issues a 'Reduce' rating for UnitedHealth, citing earnings risks and a Department of Justice investigation. Is this a sign of darker days ahead for the healthcare giant? image

Gotham's Healthcare Goliath Wobbles: Is UnitedHealth About to Face the Bat?

Wed 21 May, 2025 11:10
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Amidst rising lumber prices and potential tariff hikes, the housing market faces a dark disturbance, squeezing builders and jeopardizing affordability across the galaxy... I mean, the U.S. image

The Lumber Awakens: Tariff Menace Threatens Housing Galaxy

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:12
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Darth Vader reports on the volatile lumber prices impacting the U.S. housing market, with a dark side twist. image

Lumber Prices Strike Back: A Sith Lord's Take on the Housing Crisis

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:12
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Barbie reports on Xpeng's electrifying Q1 earnings, a dazzling comeback, and the challenges of staying fabulous in a crowded EV market! image

Xpeng's Electric Dreams Sparkle: Can They Outrun the Competition?

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:04
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the recent spike in mortgage rates and its impact on the housing market, offering a Witcher's perspective on navigating these troubled financial waters. image

Mortgage Rates Howl Like a Noonwraith: Witcher's Guide to Surviving the Housing Market

Wed 21 May, 2025 11:21
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