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CoreWeave's stock jumps after a massive debt offering, signaling big ambitions and even bigger spending in the AI cloud game. image

Say Hello to My Little Debt! CoreWeave's AI Empire Built on $2 Billion Mountain of Cash

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:15
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AI data center provider CoreWeave scores big with a $2 billion debt offering, proving they're not afraid to spend money to make money, just like yours truly. image

CoreWeave's Got Balls of Steel: $2 Billion Debt? Say Hello to My Little Friend... AI!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:15
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Target's disappointing earnings and the potential signs of a slowdown in consumer spending, leaving investors wondering if the ship is sinking. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Target's Treasure Chest is Empty!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:05
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Target's disappointing earnings, suggesting troubled waters ahead for the retail giant and potentially, the entire U.S. economy. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Target's Sinking Faster Than the Pearl!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:05
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Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to the U.S. debt crisis, exposing the fiscal irresponsibility threatening to turn America into a damsel in distress. image

Chuck Norris on U.S. Debt: When Will Politicians Learn You Can't Roundhouse Kick Your Way Out of Fiscal Disaster?

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
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Chuck Norris dissects the U.S. debt crisis, delivering a dose of reality and a few swift kicks to Washington's spending habits. image

Chuck Norris Cracks Down on U.S. Debt: A Roundhouse Kick to Fiscal Irresponsibility!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
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Shrek here, reporting on how those whippersnapper Gen Z folks are spending their doubloons and how you can, too, with the right plastic! image

Get Outta My Swamp (and Into These Credit Card Deals), Ya Young Punks!

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:44
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Iron Man analyzes TJX Companies' Q1 report, seeing a buying opportunity despite a slight stock dip. Because, let's face it, I know a good investment when I see one. image

TJX Stock Drop? More Like a Stark-Sized Opportunity!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:21
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Bitcoin's wild ride continues, hitting a record high before retreating amidst economic uncertainties. Is it a fleeting victory or a sign of true rebellion? image

Bitcoin Briefly Soars to New Heights, Then Stumbles: Is This the Work of President Snow?

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:25
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Amazon CEO Jassy downplays tariff impact, but this beet farmer sees right through it! A Schrute Farms perspective on corporate denial. image

False! Amazon CEO Claims No Tariff Impact, Dwight Schrute Knows Better!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:14
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