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Former President Trump announces a 'partnership' between U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel, promising jobs and economic boosts after Biden's initial block, leaving everyone wondering if it's 'nitwit! tweak! oddment!'. image

Trump Conjures Steel Deal: A 'Partnership' Rises from the Ashes!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:25
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Former President Trump announces a 'partnership' between U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel, promising jobs and economic growth after Biden previously blocked the acquisition. image

Steel Magnolias and Economic Symphonies: Trump's Deal Has Me Feeling 'Fearless' About the Future

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:25
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Donald Trump's proposed 50% tariff on EU goods sends shockwaves through markets. I'm worried about the impact on everything, including my iconic fragrances! image

Oops!...He Did It Again! Trump Slaps EU With 50% Tariff, My Perfume Sales Might Be Affected!

Fri 23 May, 2025 19:30
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Former President Trump proposes a hefty 50% tariff on EU goods, sparking market jitters and prompting reactions from both sides of the Atlantic, but don't worry folks, Superman is here! image

Great Scott! Trump Threatens EU with Kryptonite-Level Tariffs!

Fri 23 May, 2025 19:30
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Get ready for a warp zone of new ETFs as the SEC gives the green light, but watch out for those Goombas in disguise! image

It's-a Me, Mario! And ETFs are About to Get a Whole Lotta Bigger!

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:25
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Following the Cramer Trust's lead, Lara Croft investigates Capital One's stock dip post-tariff threats, sensing a strategic opportunity with the Discover acquisition. image

Raider's Gamble: Lara Croft Eyes Capital One's Treasure After Tariff Tumble!

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:30
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Fred Flinstone sounds the alarm on proposed cuts to Medicaid and SNAP programs that could leave Bedrock residents in a real pickle! image

Yabba Dabba Don't! Congress Carves into Grub and Grog Funds!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:46
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A federal judge halts the Trump administration's plan to slash federal jobs under the guise of government efficiency, reminding everyone that even Captain Marvel needs backup. image

Judge Puts the Brakes on Trump's 'Government Efficiency' Scheme: Even I Need a Team!

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:56
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A federal judge halts the Trump administration's planned mass firings and reorganization of federal agencies, reminding them that even Presidents need to play by the rules. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Wait, Not So Fast! Judge Blocks Trump's Bureaucracy Shakeup

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:56
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Hulk analyze news! Goldman Sachs think some little companies get strong from new tax stuff, even if it make Hulk debt ANGRY! image

Hulk Smash Tax Bill! But Some Tiny Stocks Might Get Bigger?

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:32
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