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I'm spilling the tea on the drama surrounding Trump's meme coin gala, the plunging prices, and whether it's all just a major distraction from real crypto progress. Like, is this real life? image

OMG! Did Trump's Meme Coin Dinner Flop Harder Than My Last Met Gala Outfit?

Fri 23 May, 2025 23:31
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Intuit, the TurboTax and QuickBooks dudes, are raking in the dough, thanks to some seriously impressive growth and AI wizardry. Goldman Sachs and Deutsche Bank are lovin' it, and so are their shareholders! image

Eat My Shorts, Recession! Intuit's Makin' Bank!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:38
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Anthropic's Claude Opus 4 gets AI safety restrictions to prevent potential misuse in developing dangerous weapons, while experts worry about the balance between profit and safety in AI development. image

AI Gets the 'Parents Just Don't Understand' Treatment: Anthropic Puts Claude Opus 4 in Time Out!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:17
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Puss in Boots reports on how the stock market yawned at Trump's latest tariff threats, suggesting investors are as bored as I am when forced to eat kibble. image

Ay, Caramba! Trump's Tariffs Tango Leaves Wall Street in a Siesta!

Fri 23 May, 2025 19:55
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Fearless feline reporter Puss in Boots investigates Wall Street's reaction to Trump's latest tariff escapades, revealing a market stuck in a range-bound limbo. image

Ay, Caramba! Trump's Tariffs Tango Leaves Wall Street in a Catatonic State!

Fri 23 May, 2025 19:55
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Trump's trade threats against Apple and the EU spark concerns among experts, who fear potential economic fallout. It's like when Shrek gets mad, but with way more paperwork! image

Donald's Tariff Tantrums: Is the Economy About to Get Donkey-Punched?

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:22
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Donkey here, reporting live from Far Far Away (well, metaphorically)! Trump's throwing tariff threats like Shrek throws ogre-sized tantrums, and trade experts are saying,

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Is He Shrek-ing Up the Economy?

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:22
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After years of waiting, United Airlines flight attendants reach a tentative agreement with a 40% pay bump in the first year, retroactive pay, and other perks. Huzzah! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Deal: United Flight Attendants Finally Get Paid!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:22
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United Airlines and its flight attendants union have reached a tentative agreement, promising significant economic improvements and better working conditions after years of stagnant wages. image

United Airlines Soars to New Heights with Flight Attendant Deal: A Dumbledore Perspective

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:22
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Donald Trump's meme coin faces a price drop following an exclusive gala, raising eyebrows and sparking controversy in the crypto world and Capitol Hill. image

GET OVER HERE AND WITNESS: Trump's Meme Coin Gala Plunge!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:54
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