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Higher, Further, Faster... into Emerging Markets?! Captain Marvel's Take on Wall Street's Latest Moves

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:55
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Vantage gets BIG money for data centers in Europe, Hulk think is good... unless they use it to make MORE robots! image

HULK SMASH DATA CENTERS! But Also, Hulk Understands Finance... Maybe

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:22
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IonQ's acquisition of Oxford Ionics promises a quantum revolution, aiming for millions of qubits by 2030. Are we ready for this, folks? image

Quantum Leap of Faith: IonQ Swallows Oxford Ionics for a Cool Billion!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:12
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Kazakhstan's top financial journalist, Borat Sagdiyev, investigates why Jefferies thinks Quaker Chemical, a metal processing fluid company, is poised for a big jump in value, potentially tripling by 2030! Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Quaker Chemical Stock: Is Very Nice or Great Success?

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:08
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Rick Sanchez dissects the recent love-fest between Nvidia's CEO and the UK, questioning the hype around AI and the desperation of countries to get a piece of the Huang. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Rick Sanchez Reacts to Nvidia's Jensen Huang Calling the UK the 'Envy of the World'!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:03
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Donald Duck reports on Morgan Stanley's downgrade of McDonald's stock, citing economic pressures and health trends as headwinds for the fast-food giant. Are our Happy Meals doomed? image

Aw, Phooey! Is the Golden Arches Losing Its Shine? McDonald's Stock Downgraded!

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:43
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Forrest Gump reports on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's claim that AI's accessibility, using natural language, levels the playing field in tech, making it easier for everyone to 'program'. image

Run, AI, Run! Nvidia CEO Says AI Speaks Human, Like Jenny Talking to Me!

Mon 09 June, 2025 10:16
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Zuck breaks down the drama of National Guard deployment in LA amidst immigration protests, throwing in some signature awkwardness and a healthy dose of satire. image

Facepalm: Trump Federalizes California Guard, Newsom's Not 'Liking' It

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:51
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Sunnova Energy, a residential solar panel installer, files for bankruptcy amid debt, weakening demand, and policy headwinds, leaving 718 employees in the dark. image

Sunnova's Solar Flare-Out: A Chapter 11 Requiem for Clean Energy Dreams

Mon 09 June, 2025 10:50
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Mizuho Securities bets big on Walmart's e-commerce dominance, predicting significant stock growth as the retail giant challenges Amazon's online supremacy. image

Walmart's Zerg Rush on E-Commerce: Second Only to the Overmind (Amazon!)

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:53
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