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SK Hynix stock price skyrocketed after news broke about South Korea's largest AI data center, leaving Samsung in the dust and making Homer wonder if he should invest (or just buy more donuts). image

Doh! SK Hynix Stock Soars Higher Than My Donut Consumption!

Tue 17 June, 2025 02:26
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SK Hynix stock is soaring faster than me trying to get the last donut, thanks to AI, while Samsung's market cap is shrinking like my brain after a Duff binge! image

Doh! SK Hynix Stock Goes Woo-Hoo! While Samsung Does a D'oh!

Tue 17 June, 2025 02:26
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Japan is shifting its defense policy, aiming to boost arms exports amidst rising global tensions and security concerns, but can they handle the heat? image

Japan's Kitchen Nightmare: From Pacifist to Arms Dealer?

Tue 17 June, 2025 02:01
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Mr. Spock analyzes Apple's potential rebound, Nasdaq's 24/7 trading aspirations, and a cautionary tale for UnitedHealth investors. image

Apple's Inflection Point: A Vulcan's Take on Market Volatility

Mon 16 June, 2025 23:12
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The Muggle world is in a right state, with Trump ditching the G7 summit faster than you can say 'Quidditch' due to Middle East tensions and disagreement over, well, everything. Plus tariffs! Oh, the tariffs! image

Trump Bails on G7: Is This the End of International Quidditch?

Tue 17 June, 2025 00:06
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Like, totally groundbreaking! OpenAI's teaming up with the Defense Department, and I'm here to spill the tea on what this means for AI... and the world! You know, 'cause it's important. image

OMG! OpenAI Just Got a $200 Million Deal with the U.S. Defense Department!

Mon 16 June, 2025 22:25
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the baffling battle over tax deductions, where politicians squabble like ravens over a battlefield and the common man wonders if he'll get a single shiny trinket. image

By Odin's Beard! The Great Tax Skirmish: Who Gets the Spoils?

Mon 16 June, 2025 20:53
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on the Senate's SALT deduction cap proposal, finding humor and parallels to Viking raids in the political squabbles. image

Ragnar Lothbrok's Take: The Great American Tax Raid!

Mon 16 June, 2025 20:53
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Two leaders, one document, and a whole lot of… tariff talk. Bah! Sounds like the machinations of gods to me, but with slightly less thunder. image

Trump and Starmer Forge Alliance: Another Pact Forged in the Fires of… Paperwork?!

Mon 16 June, 2025 21:54
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The Ghost of Sparta reports on the trade pact between America and Britain, a deal seemingly forged in the fires of... paperwork? image

BOY! Trump and Starmer Seal the Deal: Another Treaty to Enrage the Gods!

Mon 16 June, 2025 21:54
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