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Uncle Snoop breaks down the recent drop in U.S. Treasury yields, the retail sales slump, and the escalating tensions in the Middle East, all while keepin' it real and entertainin'. image
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Fo Shizzle My Nizzle, Treasury Yields Be Trippin': Economic Slowdown Got Us All Buggin'!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 21:30
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Japan's exports take a hit, mirroring global trade tensions. Rambo weighs in with survival tactics. image
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Japan's Economy Bleeds: Trade Wars and Falling Yen - They Drew First Blood!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 00:21
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Wonder Woman dives into the Federal Reserve's latest meeting, decoding their plans for interest rates, tariffs, and global instability with a Lasso of Truth. image
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Is the Fed Playing Hide-and-Seek with Interest Rates? Wonder Woman Investigates!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
  • 4 minutes to read
The Italian Stallion pumps the brakes on its second EV, citing a distinct lack of thunderous applause from the wealthy elite. image
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Ferrari's Electric Dreams Sputter: No Roar, No Glory!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:46
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Spidey here, breaking down Amazon's new super-fast chips that are giving NVIDIA a run for its money in the AI game. It's like science fiction, but real! image
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Holy Hardware, Batman! Amazon's Building a Better Bender... I Mean, AI!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:12
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Jerome Powell is likely to maintain a conservative stance on rate cuts as his term nears its end, focusing on preserving his inflation-fighting credibility and the Fed's independence. image
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Powell's Endgame: Rate Cuts, Legacies, and Leaving the Table Clean

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:59
  • 4 minutes to read
Saul Goodman breaks down the Senate's passage of the GENIUS Act, the implications for stablecoins, and Trump's crypto fortune – with a dash of legal spin, of course! image
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GENIUS Act: Is This the Crypto Hail Mary or Just More Slippin' Jimmy?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
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The Senate passes the GENIUS Act, setting federal guardrails for stablecoins, but hurdles remain in the House and questions linger about political influence. image
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GENIUS Act: Is This the Crypto Bill We've Been Waiting For, or Just Another Schmuck?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
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President Trump delays the TikTok deadline AGAIN! We're keeping it running, folks, and making sure your data is safe. Believe me! image
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TikTok Stays Tickin'! Trump Extends Deadline, Makes America Great Again... Online!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:01
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Your favorite President Trump is extending the TikTok deadline again, because frankly, nobody wants it to go dark. We're making sure your data is safe, folks! image
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TikTok Time-Out! I'm Giving China's App Another 90 Days – They're Lucky!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:01
  • 2 minutes to read

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