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Analyzing the May job report slowdown, Trump's reaction, and the implications for the Great Reset. Plus, a few laughs at the absurdity of it all. image
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Great Reset Glitch? US Job Numbers Stumble, Trump's Truth Bomb Explodes

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 13:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Shein's highly anticipated London IPO faces roadblocks, potentially shifting to Hong Kong amidst scrutiny over labor practices and consumer protection issues. Like, is this real life? image
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Shein's IPO Drama: From London Dreams to Hong Kong Hustle – Is This Fashion's Biggest Plot Twist?

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 05:45
  • 2 minutes to read
Sheldon Cooper analyzes Costco's Q3 2025 earnings beat, marveling at their efficiency and strategic tariff navigation, while cautiously eyeing their lofty valuation. image
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Bazinga! Costco's Earnings Soar Higher Than My IQ (Probably)

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:40
  • 2 minutes to read
Global business travel optimism has plummeted faster than Donkey falling into a dragon's lair, thanks to tariffs and border woes. Shrek investigates (because someone has to!). image
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What in Tarnation is Going On? Business Travel Takes a Dive!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:59
  • 4 minutes to read
Iron Man weighs in on the US-China trade standoff, because who better to handle global economics than a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist? image
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Trade Talks Stall? Time for the Big Guns (and Maybe Some Dum-E Robotics)

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 01:54
  • 4 minutes to read
New tariffs could cost Gap up to $150 million annually, despite mitigation efforts. But fear not, the brand is fighting back! image
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Gap's Got a Gap-ing Problem: Tariffs Threaten $150 Million Hole!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on the wild ride of tariffs, court fights, and what it all means for Bedrock's bottom line... Yabba Dabba Doo! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Tariff Tussle Turns Top-sy Turvy!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 22:32
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Marvel swoops in to dissect Trump-era tariffs, European pharma's potential comeback, and why Switzerland might be the next hot spot for investors, all with a cosmic twist. image
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Trump's Tariff Tantrums and Pharma's Potential Power-Up: A Captain Marvel Analysis!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Hulk read news. Hulk report on numbers, glowy rocks, and little humans trying to be strong like Hulk. Some things go up, some things go down. Hulk understand… sometimes. image
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HULK SMASH STOCKS! Data, Uranium, and Tiny Humans Fighting Cancer!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:10
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite tariff challenges, Costco's earnings soar, proving even the economy can't keep a good warehouse down. Avengers, assemble... for bulk discounts! image
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Costco's Got This! Tariffs? Psh, More Like 'Tariff-ic' Deals!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:11
  • 3 minutes to read

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