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Amidst stalled U.S.-China trade negotiations, whispers of a potential leaders' call emerge, echoing the complexities of a love story gone awry. Will diplomacy prevail, or will tariffs continue to haunt our 'Wildest Dreams'? image

Trade Talk Teardrops: Is a Call Between Leaders the 'Cruel Summer' Fix?

Fri 30 May, 2025 01:54
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A whirlwind of Wall Street woes and wins, from Gap's fashion fumble to Ulta Beauty's cosmetic coup, and everything in between. My takes included, of course. image

Dudes, My Bank Account's Crying: Gap's Drip is Drowning, While Ulta's Got Me Looking Like a Million Gold!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:12
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From AI surges to tariff terrors, your favorite *ahem* lawyer, Saul Goodman, breaks down the wild ride on Wall Street, complete with questionable advice and maybe a bribe or two. It's all good, man! image

Breaking Bad News: Stocks Soar, Sink, and Everything in Between – Saul Goodman's Take!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:14
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Mario here, reporting live from the Mushroom Kingdom (and Wall Street)! We've got ups, we've got downs, and maybe a few Goombas in the mix. Let's-a go! image

Mama Mia! Stocks Jump Higher Than My Highest Jump!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:40
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BYD ignites a price war in China's electric car market, sending shockwaves through the industry and raising concerns about deflation and global competition. Looks like someone's about to make a KILLING. image

China's EV Bloodbath: BYD's Price Cuts Trigger a Market Meltdown (and I'm Loving It)

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:22
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Rocky Balboa reports on after-hours trading, where Nvidia KOs expectations, HP takes a beating, and other companies throw punches in the stock market ring. image

Yo Adrian! Nvidia Punches Above Its Weight, While HP Gets Knocked Down! Stocks Go the Distance!

Wed 28 May, 2025 22:14
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GameStop dives headfirst into Bitcoin, sparking debate and a slight dip in stock prices. Is this a game-changer or a risky gamble? image

GameStop Goes Crypto: A Bold Move or Just Another Level in the Game?

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:00
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Fannie Mae teams up with Palantir to fight mortgage fraud using AI, while Trump hints at taking the mortgage giants public. Like, what's next?! image

OMG! Fannie Mae and Palantir are Partnering Up? Is This Real Life?!

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:33
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Duke Nukem reports on the wild ride of today's stock market, from Abercrombie's surprise gains to GameStop's bizarre Bitcoin gamble. Looks like somebody's been playing with more than just toys. image

Hail to the Stocks, Baby! Abercrombie's Got the Goods, GameStop's Gone Crypto Nuts!

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:09
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GameStop buys a mountain of Bitcoin, and Hulk try to understand why little humans like number rocks. image

HULK SMASH...BITCOIN?! GameStop Goes Crypto Crazy!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:41
1 minutes to read