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A wizard's wary report on market fluctuations amid geopolitical storms, stablecoin skirmishes, and the curious case of the rising oil prices. image
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Middle-earth Market Meltdown: Is This the End of the Shire's Savings?

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 16:11
  • 3 minutes to read
Geopolitical tensions cause oil stocks to surge, defense stocks to skyrocket, while travel and tech sectors take a nosedive. The only thing that can calm me down is a nice cold Mountain Dew. image
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Israel-Iran Conflict Sends Markets into Chaos: Oil Rigs Party, Airlines Weep, and I Just Need My Mountain Dew!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 12:45
  • 3 minutes to read
Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on GameStop's recent financial moves, including a $1.75 billion convertible note offering, Bitcoin investments, and a foray into the trading card market. Is this a smart strategy or just another meme stock mania? image
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GameStop's Bitcoin Gamble: Is This SIIII! or a Big Mis-Step?

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 20:32
  • 3 minutes to read
GameStop dives into Bitcoin and trading cards, leaving Wall Street scratching their heads like a three-eyed mutant trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. image
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Holy Bender's Booty! GameStop Goes Crypto Crazy and Card Collecting!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 17:10
  • 3 minutes to read
The Federal Reserve's Inspector General is now investigating the Trump administration's attempt to restructure the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB), following concerns raised by Senators Warren and Kim. image
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Bazinga! The Feds Are Investigating if Trump Tried to 'Fun with Flags' the Consumer Watchdog

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 16:18
  • 3 minutes to read
GameStop dives headfirst into crypto, issuing convertible notes to fund Bitcoin purchases, leaving investors questioning the logic behind the digital plunge. image
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Glory to Mankind? GameStop Bets Big on Bitcoin, Stock Plummets!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 13:44
  • 3 minutes to read
From crashed Dreamliners to Oracle's divine earnings, and meme stocks gone wild, the premarket trading news is a rollercoaster even Aphrodite wouldn't dare ride! image
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By Hera! Stocks Take a Tumble (and Some Soar!) - Wonder Woman Reports

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
  • 2 minutes to read
Chinese companies, like Insta360, are betting big on global expansion, with the US becoming a key market alongside China, signaling a new era of international brand building. image
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Family Goes Global: Chinese Tech Drives Full Throttle Into US Markets!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 06:06
  • 3 minutes to read
A swashbuckling report on today's stock market, filled with more twists and turns than a flamenco dancer on tequila! image
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Holy Frijoles! Market Moves That Would Make Even Death Whistle!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 17:01
  • 3 minutes to read
Britney breaks down the latest inflation report, complete with tariff drama, grocery woes, and her signature 'Toxic' take on the economy. Is this the 'Lucky' calm before an inflationary storm? image
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Oops!...Inflation Did It Again: Tariffs Threaten My Shopping Spree!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 15:29
  • 3 minutes to read

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