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Shell dismisses rumors of acquiring BP amidst market speculation, focusing on capital discipline and leaving analysts skeptical about the potential merger. image

Shell Says No to BP: Shaken, Not Stirred... By Takeover Rumors!

Thu 26 June, 2025 11:17
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The FHFA is telling Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to consider crypto as an asset in mortgage risk assessments. Are we finally going full degen, or is this just another distraction? image

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Going Full Crypto: Is This Peak Clown World?

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:05
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Crude oil futures recover slightly after an Iran-Israel ceasefire, but is the market stability as fragile as a bloody soufflé? image

OIL PRICES BOUNCE BACK: Is This Truce a Load of BOLLOCKS or a Real Deal?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:50
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The oil giant BP teeters on the brink as acquisition rumors swirl, leaving investors and The Joker himself thoroughly entertained. image

BP's Got a Big, Fat Target on Its Back: A Joker's Take on Corporate Chaos!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:12
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Whispers suggest Shell might acquire BP, sending ripples through the oil market, but is it a case of 'Elementary, my dear Watson' or a far more complex scheme? image

Elementary! Shell Eyes BP in Potential Blockbuster Deal!

Wed 25 June, 2025 16:20
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Crude oil futures bounce back slightly after a n-n-near world-ending Iran-Israel spat and Trump's 'genius' ceasefire. Y-you gotta love the geopolitical circus, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Do a Rick-Roll (Almost Blew Up the Planet Though)

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:18
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A ceasefire holds (for now!) between Israel and Iran, markets jump for joy, and Mr. Bean tries to make sense of it all with the help of Teddy and a rubber chicken. image

Israel and Iran's Tiff: Mr. Bean's Guide to Missiles, Frisbees, and a Very Cross Mr. Trump

Wed 25 June, 2025 07:52
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A lighthearted take on the fragile ceasefire between Israel and Iran, the market's optimistic reaction, and other global news, all through the witty lens of Priyanka Chopra. image

From 'Desi Girl' to Diplomatic Diva: Priyanka Chopra on the Israel-Iran Ceasefire – Missiles, Markets, and Maybe a Little Bit of 'Quantico' Chaos!

Wed 25 June, 2025 01:34
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Oil markets breathe a sigh of relief as a shaky ceasefire in the Middle East sends prices plummeting, leaving everyone wondering when the next xenomorph-sized crisis will hit. image

Another Day, Another Disaster Averted... Kinda: Oil Prices Plunge After Ceasefire Deal

Tue 24 June, 2025 20:22
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Following Trump's apparent shift on Iranian oil sanctions after a ceasefire with Israel, oil markets experience a significant downturn, leaving investors and analysts pondering the future of energy supply. image

Oil Prices Plummet: A Great Disturbance in the Force, or Just Trump's Tweet?

Tue 24 June, 2025 16:24
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