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A new report reveals a growing divide in luxury real estate, with the ultra-wealthy snapping up properties with cash, while the merely affluent tread cautiously. Are we doomed to live in caves again? image

Hyrule's Housing Market: Rich Get Richer, Others Just Get Rupees!

Fri 27 June, 2025 11:00
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Mario dives into Ram's ambitious plan to rev up sales with classic engines, NASCAR, and a whole lotta 'Let's-a Go!' image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Ram's Comeback - Wahoo!

Fri 27 June, 2025 18:04
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Despite a rough patch, Nike's stock skyrocketed after hinting at a turnaround, but challenges remain in this quest. image

Nike's Great Escape: From Slump to Soaring, But Is It Really 'Game On'?

Fri 27 June, 2025 18:05
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Professor Farnsworth dissects Nike's latest earnings report, tariff woes, and a delayed Skims partnership with a pinch of futuristic pessimism. image

Good News Everyone! Nike's Financial Wobble and Kardashian Delays!

Thu 26 June, 2025 22:15
3 minutes to read

Nike's quarterly report shows a surprising profit despite a sales dip. Turnaround, they seek. Headwinds, they face, but optimism, they have. image

Nike's Force Weak? Earnings Rise From The Ashes, They Do!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:21
2 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Donald Trump's ambitious new immigration plan, the 'Trump Card,' examining its potential, pitfalls, and the legal and financial storms it may face, all while navigating the treacherous waters of global wealth and immigration. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's $5 Million 'Trump Card' – A Golden Ticket or Fool's Gold?

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:36
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Sneaker giant Nike faces turbulent times with tariffs, delayed launches, and a tricky turnaround strategy. Is this a simple chest-burster, or a full-blown Xenomorph infestation? image

Nike's Fiscal Frights: Are We Heading for Another Corporate Bloodbath?

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:00
3 minutes to read

BlackRock survey reveals the ultra-wealthy are spreading their investment bets into alternative assets like real estate, venture capital, and even AI infrastructure, because, you know, gotta keep those billions busy! image

Ultra-Rich Diversify Like I Diversify My Challenges: Let's Go!

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:15
2 minutes to read

Pixar's latest original film, 'Elio,' bombs at the box office, highlighting Hollywood's growing reliance on sequels and familiar franchises. image

Glory to Mankind? More Like Glory to Sequels: Pixar's 'Elio' Flops Harder Than a Machine Core in Acid

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:48
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on a revamped government panel recommending Merck's RSV shot for infants, amidst controversy and vaccine critics. Will this jutsu protect our little ones? image

Believe It! Vaccine Debate Gets Heated, But Babies Might Just Win This Round!

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:03
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