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Peter Griffin reports on how tariffs are making Best Buy sing the blues, forcing them to lower their expectations faster than Lois lowers her standards when I bring home a new pet. image
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Giggity! Best Buy's Gone Bust (Kind Of) Thanks to Those Darn Tariffs!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 12:01
  • 3 minutes to read
Federal funding cuts threaten PBS stations' popular high school sports programming, leaving communities fearing a future without local sports coverage. image
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Trump's Cruciatus Curse on PBS? High School Sports Coverage Faces the Dementors!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 10:00
  • 6 minutes to read
E.l.f. Beauty acquires Hailey Bieber's Rhode, sparking questions about tariffs, robot-level complexions, and whether or not androids need moisturizer. image
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E.l.f. Cosmetics Shells Out a Cool Billion for Rhode: Are We Finally Getting Robot-Grade Skincare?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Auto giant Stellantis appoints Antonio Filosa as its new CEO, aiming to steer the company away from financial chaos and mend fractured alliances. Prepare for change, boy! image
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Boy, Stellantis Gets A New Spartan Leader: Filosa Takes The Wheel!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 16:55
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite tariff woes and a profit outlook cut, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock soars thanks to surprisingly strong sales. Is this the 'With great power comes great responsibility' moment for retail? image
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Abercrombie & Fitch's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Triumph, and a Whole Lotta Thread!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:15
  • 4 minutes to read
E.l.f. Beauty shells out potentially a billion smackers for Hailey Bieber's Rhode brand, betting on skincare and a younger demo. Axe breaks it down. image
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E.l.f. Gets Rhode-ed! Billion-Dollar Beauty Buyout: Axe's Take

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:13
  • 3 minutes to read
The United States is swimming in more millionaires and billionaires than ever before, fueled by tech and attracting wealth from all corners of the earth. Looks like there is always money for someone, I'm still trying to figure out how to get my hands on some, without all the paper work. image
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Fortune and Glory, Kid: America's Millionaire Mania Sweeps the Globe!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 17:05
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite Tariff-Induced Profit Outlook Slash, Abercrombie & Fitch defies expectations with a surprising stock surge, leaving analysts wondering if they need new algorithms, or maybe just more leather jackets. image
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Abercrombie Survives Judgement Day: Tariffs Threaten, But Stock Still Rises

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Burns dissects Dick's Sporting Goods' steady financial forecast amidst a major acquisition, revealing his unique perspective on corporate strategies and potential worker exploitation. image
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Excellent! Dick's Sporting Goods Forecasts Profits That Won't Leave Me Crying 'Release My Hounds'

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:25
  • 2 minutes to read
Macy's ain't makin' as much dough 'cause of them pesky tariffs, so they're jackin' up prices! Ay, Caramba! image
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Eat My Shorts, Macy's! Tariffs Got 'Em Trippin'!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:22
  • 2 minutes to read

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