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Mr. Burns weighs in on the potential price hikes for both imported and locally made cars due to Trump's new tariffs, predicting economic doom and opportunities for profit for the exceptionally wealthy. image
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Are Trump's Tariffs Going to Cost You a Fortune!?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:50
  • 3 minutes to read
Some dude in Vegas got collared for torching Teslas, probably because Elon's been a busy little bee. Cowabunga! image
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Eat My Shorts Tesla! Dude Gets Busted for Molotov Mayhem!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 22:50
  • 2 minutes to read
Asian auto stocks take a nosedive faster than my mojo after President Trump announces car tariffs, leaving investors shaken and stirred. image
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Oh Behave! Asian Auto Stocks Do the Austin Powers Limbo Under Trump's Tariff Threat!

  • Fri 28 March, 2025 01:57
  • 2 minutes to read
Former Nikola CEO Trevor Milton, convicted of defrauding investors, receives a full pardon from Donald Trump, sparking outrage and raising questions about justice. image
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Will Smith Just Saw the Craziest Pardon Ever! You Won't Believe Who Got Off Scot-Free!

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 02:36
  • 2 minutes to read
A judge has ruled that a class-action lawsuit against Elon Musk can proceed, alleging he misled Twitter shareholders before his takeover. Has this gato finally caught the canary? image
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Holy Guacamole! Elon Musk in Hot Water Again!?

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 00:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Donkey reports on how potential tariffs could make buying a car harder than finding a parking spot in Duloc, leaving folks dreamin' of alternative transportation. image
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Car Prices Going UP! Are We All Gonna Be Riding Dragons Now?!

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 12:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Luxury carmaker Aston Martin gets a financial boost from Chairman Lawrence Stroll and the sale of a Formula One stake, averting disaster... for now. I'll still take the beer. image
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Aston Martin Saved by Money! Is James Bond Buying One?!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 16:07
  • 2 minutes to read
A whimsical look at Tesla's recent stock woes, Elon Musk's governmental endeavors, and the general state of the wizarding—er, *business* world. image
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Tesla Stock Plummets More Than A Bezoar Potion's Ingredients! Is This the End of the Road?

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 20:42
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst trade war uncertainties fueled by Trump's tariff plans, LightSource, a procurement management startup, secures a hefty $33 million in funding, proving that chaos can indeed be profitable. Toasty! image
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Get Over Here and Fund This Startup! Trump's Tariffs Spark Investment Frenzy!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 23:20
  • 2 minutes to read
New U.S. tariffs on car imports are causing major headaches for Asian automakers, with big players like Toyota and Hyundai feeling the pinch. But can they bounce back like Jackie Chan in a fight? image
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U.S. Auto Tariffs Punch Asian Automakers Harder Than a Drunken Master! Will They Survive?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:54
  • 3 minutes to read

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