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Dwight Schrute reports on the unsettling trend of rising used car prices, fueled by tariff fears, while Schrute Farms beet prices remain tragically stable. image
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Beet Prices Plummet While Used Car Values Soar: A Schrute Farms Market Report

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 15:33
  • 3 minutes to read
Uber reports mixed Q1 results, beating earnings estimates but falling short on revenue, while facing FTC scrutiny and pushing forward with autonomous vehicle initiatives. Buckle up, folks, it's a ride! image
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Uber's Q1: A Buckle Up Moment! Navigating Profits, Robotaxis, and FTC Speed Bumps

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 12:11
  • 4 minutes to read
FAA approves SpaceX's request to increase Starship launches from Texas, raising environmental concerns and prompting skepticism from conservation groups. Is this progress or just another Skrull invasion in disguise? image
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Higher, Further, Faster! SpaceX Gets Green Light for More Starship Launches (But What About the Turtles?)

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Snoop Dogg breaks down how trade tariffs are hitting Rivian, but they still keepin' it real with them profit goals, ya dig? image
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Fo Shizzle, My Rivizzle! Snoop Dogg on Trump's Tariffs Messin' with Electric Trucks

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 20:07
  • 2 minutes to read
Ferrari reports a profit surge thanks to personalized whips, but warns of potential financial speed bumps from Trump's trade tariffs. D-O-double-G style. image
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Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Ferrari's Bank Rollin' But Trump's Tariffs Got 'Em Sweatin'!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
  • 2 minutes to read
Echoes of Nostromo as SpaceX employees seize control of a new Texas town, raising questions about corporate power and environmental risks. image
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Another Day, Another Colony Gone Rogue: Musk Creates His Own Starbase Nightmare!

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Ford navigates tariff turbulence, suspending financial forecasts but vowing a stylish comeback – can they still afford Ken's new convertible? image
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Ford Hits Speed Bumps: Tariffs Threaten to Detach Dreamhouse from Reality!

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Waymo and Magna double down on robotaxi production in Arizona, aiming for world domination one driverless ride at a time. Roach better watch her flank. image
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Geralt of Rivia Reports: Robotaxis Rising! Are We Trading Roach for a Ride?

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
  • 2 minutes to read
Once beloved Tesla faces backlash as owners and investors grow weary of Elon Musk's political ventures, leading to plummeting values and disillusioned fans. image
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Fool of a Took! Tesla's Shine Dimmed by Musk's Political Meanderings

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 15:08
  • 4 minutes to read
Ford faces uncertain 2025 projections amidst Trump's tariffs, leaving investors more nervous than a Cucco in a thunderstorm. image
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Ford's Fiscal Cliffhanger: Will Tariffs Be Their Ganon?

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
  • 3 minutes to read

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