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Tesla's Austin Gigafactory reportedly pauses Cybertruck and Model Y production for maintenance, sparking speculation and Elon Musk's robotaxi plans remain on track. image
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Oops They Shut It Down Again! Tesla Halts Production and I'm Just Here for the Memes

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 16:34
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GM unveils the 2026 Corvette ZR1X, a hybrid hypercar boasting mind-boggling performance, but is it a genuine leap forward or another sign of the times? image
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Chevrolet's New Corvette ZR1X: A Hypercar Awakening or Just More Woke Horsepower?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 14:00
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Kering, the luxury group behind Gucci and Saint Laurent, is shaking things up by potentially appointing Luca de Meo, formerly of Renault, as their new CEO, and the stock market is loving it! But can he handle the *pressure* of the fashion world? image
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OMG! Kering Gets a CEO Makeover: From Cars to Couture?!

  • Mon 16 June, 2025 08:46
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The fashion house Kering, owner of Gucci and Saint Laurent, has reportedly hired ex-Renault CEO Luca de Meo, sending their stock soaring. Is this chaos or carefully calculated? Only time will tell, HA! image
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Why So Serious? Kering's Clown Prince of Cars!

  • Mon 16 June, 2025 08:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Agent J reports on the protests against Tesla's upcoming robotaxi launch in Austin, where safety concerns and political gripes collide. image
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Tesla's Robotaxi Rumble: Protests Erupt in Austin Over Musk's Driverless Dreams

  • Sat 14 June, 2025 00:18
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Despite potential export license deals, China's dominance in rare earth minerals remains a complex challenge for global economies, leaving industries scrambling for alternatives. image
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China's Rare Earth Grip: A Sticky Situation for the World (and Spidey!)

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 10:01
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Former President Trump signs resolutions targeting California's EV mandates, sparking outrage and raising questions about the future of the US auto industry. Is this truly a rescue, or a diabolical scheme worthy of Ares himself? image
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Trump Declares War on Electric Vehicles: Even Wonder Woman is Shocked!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 19:07
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From the Fortress of Solitude, I'm reporting on the showdown between Trump and California over electric vehicles, with a sprinkle of cosmic humor. image
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Trump's Kryptonite for Electric Dreams: A Super Take on the California Car Clash!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 15:54
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Nvidia's CEO says self-driving cars and robots are gonna be all the rage, but Europe's still scratchin' its head. Meanwhile, I'm just hopin' they have a 'Donut Run' setting. image
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Mmm, Robot Cars! Nvidia CEO Says It's the Decade of Drivin' Doh-nuts!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 10:38
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A new poll shows Elon Musk's favorability among Republicans has plummeted after a very public spat with Donald Trump, leaving some to wonder if his DOGE days are numbered. image
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Elon Musk's Republican Popularity Takes a Dive: Is This His Darkest Day?

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 01:27
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