India and the U.S. Forge Massive Trade Deal

A Tremendous Deal for America and India

Folks let me tell you this is a tremendous deal. The best deal maybe ever. India a great country has agreed to stop buying oil from those frankly not so great people and instead they're coming to us. The U.S. We make the best oil everybody knows it. Clean beautiful oil. And they're going to buy a lot of it. We're talking billions and billions of dollars. It's going to be fantastic for our economy fantastic for our workers.

No More Russian Crude

Remember when I said India was buying Russian crude? Not anymore. They smartened up. They realized that dealing with America is the only way to go. We're talking about a complete shift here a total victory for American energy. And it's all thanks to my incredible negotiating skills. Some people said it couldn't be done but I always get it done. The best I am telling you! You know what this reminds me of? It is like GRU Deputy Shot: A Hyrulean Perspective on Moscow Mayhem you never know what is going to happen next but you just have to ensure you are always on top of it to win.

$500 Billion Spending Spree

And it doesn't stop there. India is going to buy $500 billion—that's with a 'B,' folks a big 'B'—in agriculture tech energy and other products. Think of all the jobs that's going to create. Jobs jobs jobs. That's what I'm all about. This deal is going to Make America Great Again and it's going to make India even better. A win win believe me.

Manufacturing Magic and I.T. Impact

This deal is a game changer for Indian manufacturing. Those tariffs? Slashed. Gone practically. And for their I.T. and pharmaceutical sectors it's like striking gold. Companies over there are already lining up ready to expand ready to hire. It's beautiful truly beautiful. The kind of economic boom you just love to see.

Bernstein's Brilliant Analysis

Even those analysts at Bernstein who I'm sure are very smart people—maybe not as smart as me but still—they see the light. They see that improved relations between the U.S. and India will reduce scrutiny on I.T. services. It's common sense folks. When you have a strong partnership everybody benefits. Except maybe China. But nobody cares about them. That is true okay

The Mother of All Deals

And let's not forget the EU deal. They called it 'the mother of all deals.' Very impressive I have to say. But our deal with India? It's even bigger. More beautiful. It's like the Taj Mahal of trade agreements. A monument to our economic power. A monument to me. I am telling you so okay. You know what they say right? If you are going to think anyway think big.