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A surge in organized crime is stealing and shipping cars out of the U.K. within 24 hours, costing billions and driving up insurance rates faster than I can fly around the world! image
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Great Krypton! Car Theft Crisis Grips U.K. Faster Than a Speeding Bullet!

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 05:07
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Hulk report on crane falling down at SpaceX, OSHA sniffing around, and rocket still not going to Mars. Hulk think they need bigger crane... and maybe less boom! image
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Hulk Smash! Crane Go Boom at Musk's Space Place!

  • Thu 26 June, 2025 23:54
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Looks like someone's going back to the swamp! Tesla's VP of Manufacturing and Operations, Omead Afshar, got the ol' heave-ho. Time to sing 'Hit the Road, Jack'! image
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Elon's Got a Brand New Vice President…of *Being* Fired! Tesla Exec Gets the Boot!

  • Thu 26 June, 2025 18:11
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Wonder Woman reports on Tesla's declining car sales in Europe as cheaper Chinese EVs gain ground, raising questions about brand reputation and market share. image
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Tesla's European Sales Nosedive: Is the Invisible Jet Out of Fuel?

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 12:06
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Like, can you even imagine? Waymo and Uber are bringing robotaxis to Atlanta, and it's, like, the future. No, but like for real. Here's the tea... image
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OMG! Uber & Waymo Robotaxis are Like, Totally Driving Around Atlanta Now!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 12:06
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Captain America investigates the GOP's proposed tax deduction on car loan interest and finds it might only benefit those who can afford a Stark Industries-level ride. image
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Republicans' 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act': A Tax Break for the 1%?

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 09:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Reports of Tesla's self-driving cars behaving erratically prompt federal investigation, proving once again that trusting machines is a pathway to the Dark Side. image
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A Disturbance in the Force: Tesla's Robotaxis Unleash Chaos in Austin

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 23:40
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Tesla's Model Y robotaxi launch, where autonomous dreams meet potential fiery crashes, and Elon Musk aims for a million robotaxis by next year. image
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Fire and Wheels: Tesla's Robotaxi Takes Flight in Austin, or Did It Just Stumble?

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 20:00
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Snoop Dogg reports on Tesla's Model Y robotaxi launch in Austin, where early adopters are payin' $4.20 a ride, but some folks are seein' a few hiccups along the way. West Coast, East Coast, Robot Coast! image
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Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Tesla's Robotaxi Rollin' in Austin...and Maybe Rollin' Through Stop Signs Too?

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 16:23
  • 2 minutes to read
Tesla's driverless robotaxis finally hit the road in Austin, Texas, causing a stir and a stock jump. Here's the lowdown, man! image
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Eat My Shorts, Waymo! Tesla's Robotaxis Invade Austin!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 13:57
  • 2 minutes to read

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