Cloudflare's AI Boom Business is About to Explode

Cloudflare Kicks Ass in Q4 Thanks to AI

Alright listen up you primitive screwheads. Duke's here to drop some knowledge bombs about Cloudflare. Turns out these guys just cleaned up in the fourth quarter and guess what? It's all thanks to AI. Yeah that's right those robots are lining Cloudflare's pockets and I couldn't be happier. They blew past Wall Street's expectations like I blow past those pig cops. Earnings per share at 28 cents? Revenue at $615 million? Come get some.

AI Agents: Cloudflare's New Best Friend

So here's the deal. Cloudflare's CEO Matthew Prince says that AI agents are the new users of the internet and his company is the platform they run on. Think of it like this: I'm the king baby and Cloudflare is my castle. The rise of these "agentic tools" is driving demand for Cloudflare's networking and security offerings. Seems like Cloudflare is sitting pretty as AI takes over the world. Speaking of taking over ever read about how OpenAI Navigates AI Hurricane Amidst Nvidia Doubts and Musk Legal Battles? Well buckle up because this AI train ain't stopping anytime soon. Now that's what I call a Hail to the king baby.

Revenue Jumps Like I Jump Out of Planes

Cloudflare's revenue jumped 34% from a year ago. 34 PERCENT! That's like finding a room full of babes and ammo. They're expecting even more green in the first quarter projecting revenue between $620 million and $621 million. And for the whole year? A whopping $2.79 billion to $2.80 billion. It sounds like someone brought enough to share... and I plan to get my piece.

Moltbot to the Rescue

Remember Moltbot? That open source AI personal assistant? Its viral rise last month gave Cloudflare's stock a boost. Turns out Cloudflare's edge infrastructure is perfect for running these AI agents securely. They even released their own Moltworker platform specifically for Moltbot. These guys are smarter than they look.

4.5 Million Developers? Time to Party

Prince also mentioned that Cloudflare finished the year with 4.5 million active human developers. That's a whole lotta brains working to make Cloudflare even bigger and better. I say let's get them all together for a massive pizza party... on Cloudflare's dime.

Cloudflare: Get Some!

So there you have it. Cloudflare is riding the AI wave straight to the bank. They're secure they're fast and they're making a killing. As for me I'm gonna go kick some alien ass and maybe invest in some Cloudflare stock. Cloudflare. Get Some!