Uber Eats Embraces AI Grocery Shopping Friend or Foe

Jagshemash AI Comes to Grocery Shopping

Greetings peoples of the United States. Borat Sagdiyev here reporting live from the land of… well still the United States. My mission today is to investigate the newest marvel from your tech wizards: Uber Eats using AI for grocery shopping. Is very nice or is very bad? We shall see.

High Tech Shopping List Very Nice

Uber Eats says they now have a special AI assistant. You give it text or even picture – like from your children drawings – and it makes shopping list. Like magic. But not black magic like from my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbay. Real AI magic. This tool supposedly knows your favorite foods and what stores have them. You can even change things around. Sounds like a good way to get all the ingredients for 'Chumash,' yes? But is it truly the future? Or just a gimmick like that time I tried to sell my sister as a wife? Speaking of gimmicks have you heard about EPA's Climate U Turn A Kardashian Perspective on Regulations and Reality? Now *that's* a reality show waiting to happen.

Uber Eats vs. The World (of Groceries)

Uber Eats not only wants to drive you from A to B but it also wants to bring groceries to your lazy behind. They want to fight with Instacart and DoorDash in grocery delivery wars. They are adding more stores like Aldi and FreshDirect to be great success. In the last three months they make $25.4 billion from delivery. That's more than my entire village makes in century.

AI Everywhere Is This Progress

Uber is not the only one using AI. Instacart Amazon and Walmart also playing with AI. Is like when my neighbor try to copy my mustache – very funny but not the same. The question is will this AI make your life better or just make you lazy and fat like that American man I met at the hotel? Only time will tell but one thing for sure: AI is everywhere now like pigeons in New York City.

Great Success or Epic Fail Borat Investigates

So what is verdict? Is this AI shopping assistant good or bad? Well it depends. If it helps you find perfect horse for your wife then is very good. If it makes you forget how to pick tomato yourself then is bad. But for now I say… maybe. I need to test more. Perhaps with some traditional Kazakhstan cheese. Mmmwah.

Chenqui Uber Eats Maybe

For now I say 'Chenqui' to Uber Eats for trying something new. But remember technology is like woman with mustache – surprising but not always good. Borat Sagdiyev for Great Success. I sign off.