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Ford faces uncertain 2025 projections amidst Trump's tariffs, leaving investors more nervous than a Cucco in a thunderstorm. image

Ford's Fiscal Cliffhanger: Will Tariffs Be Their Ganon?

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
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Australian stocks dipped post-election, while Asian markets snoozed, and oil prices took a nosedive faster than Link off a cliff. Is this Ganon's doing? image

Hyrule Market Watch: Is This the Economy of Courage or Just a Cucco Attack?

Mon 05 May, 2025 01:51
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A look at Berkshire Hathaway's Q1 earnings reveals a drop in operating earnings, a cash hoard fit for a dragon, and uncertainty over tariffs that even the Oracle of Omaha can't predict! image

Berkshire Hathaway's Q1 Results: Even Buffett Can't Dodge a Wildfire (and Tariffs!)

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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The streaming giant's stock soars to record highs, leaving traditional media in the dust, while Netflix remains tighter than Link's tunic. image

Netflix Conquers All! Even Ganon Would Subscribe (Probably)

Fri 02 May, 2025 15:55
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Roche partners with Zealand Pharma in a $5.3 billion deal to develop a 'next generation' weight loss drug, challenging Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly in the booming obesity market. Could this be the Triforce of weight loss solutions? image

Roche Enters the Weight Loss Fray: A Hyrulean Take on the Obesity Drug Market!

Fri 02 May, 2025 05:19
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President Trump's new sanctions on Iran's oil sales send ripples through global markets, leaving everyone wondering if this is a game of chicken or a prelude to a new era. image

Hyrule's Economic Forecast: Trump's Oil Sanctions - A Link Between Worlds?

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:21
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Financial advisors reveal a little-known 401(k) feature that could significantly boost your retirement savings, offering tax-free growth for savvy investors. image

Hyrule's Hidden Riches: Unlocking the Secrets of the After-Tax 401(k)!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:57
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Asian and Australian markets saw mixed results amid US recession fears, with Japan holding steady and Australia enjoying a trade surplus boost, all while tech giants Meta and Microsoft shake up Wall Street. image

Hyrule's Markets Mirror Mayhem: Recession Rumors and Aussie Gold Rush!

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:12
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Hyrule's favorite handcrafted marketplace, Etsy, defies expectations with a surprising profit surge amidst economic uncertainties, while making strategic moves reminiscent of a quest across the land. image

Etsy's Rupee Rush: A Royal Decree on Profit and Prophecies!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:21
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China's manufacturing stumbles amidst escalating trade tensions with the U.S., echoing the struggles of a kingdom facing Ganon's wrath. Can fiscal policy be the Master Sword to overcome these economic evils? image

Hyrule's Economy vs. the Gerudo Desert: A Tale of Two Kingdoms (and a Trade War!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 01:57
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