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A tale of tariffs, tweets, and tech titans, where even the Master Sword can't cut through the political fog. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: Trump vs. Amazon - Is This the Real Life, or Just Fantasy?

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:06
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JPMorgan upgrades Qualcomm with an overweight rating, citing diversification beyond smartphones as a key to long-term growth, despite some near-term concerns. image

Hyrule Hears Bullish Buzz: JPMorgan Says 'Look Listen!' to Qualcomm

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:42
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Donald Trump Jr.'s new D.C. club, 'Executive Branch,' boasts a $500,000 membership fee and promises Hyrule-level exclusivity... maybe even more rupees than Link has! image

Hyrule's Exclusive Club: Even Ganon Couldn't Afford This Membership!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:46
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Zelda reports on how potential tariff hikes are shaking the digital wallets of Hyrule... and beyond! image

Hyrule's Economy in Peril? Tariffs Threaten Digital Rupees!

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:00
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A dark shadow has fallen upon the Lapu Lapu Day Block Party in Vancouver, leaving devastation in its wake. May the Golden Goddesses shine a light and help the people find peace. image

By the Goddesses! Carnage at Vancouver's Lapu Lapu Day Festival!

Sun 27 April, 2025 07:42
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Princess Zelda investigates the SEC's shifting stance on crypto, pondering if it's a genuine change of heart or a Ganondorf-level scheme. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: SEC Thawing Towards Crypto, or is Ganon Behind This?

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:09
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Princess Zelda analyzes the SEC's shift in crypto regulation, Trump's involvement, and the potential impact on the digital Hyrule...err, world. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: SEC Rethinks Crypto Rules, Is This the 'Courage' We Needed?

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:09
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Princess Zelda analyzes China's strategic response to escalating trade tensions and slowing growth, wielding wisdom and wit. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: China Battles Economic Ganon with Targeted Tactics!

Fri 25 April, 2025 09:21
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ServiceNow's Q1 results soared higher than a Cucco on a caffeine rush, leaving even this princess impressed! image

ServiceNow Levels Up: A Hyrulean Heroine's Take on Tech Triumphs!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:51
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Kering's Kingdom Crumbling! Is Gucci's Turnaround a Fairy Tale?

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:02
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