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Wonder Woman reports on OpenAI's new contract with the U.S. Defense Department, raising both eyebrows and hopes for a future where AI serves, not enslaves, humanity. image

By Hera! OpenAI Enters the Fray: A $200 Million Leap into National Defense (and Hopefully Not Skynet)

Tue 17 June, 2025 00:15
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American Express and JPMorgan Chase are preparing to revamp their premium credit cards, promising a deluge of new benefits and potentially higher fees to entice consumers in a fierce competition reminiscent of Ares versus Zeus! image

By Hera! Credit Card Titans Clash: Amex and Chase Gear Up for Epic Perks Battle!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:25
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American Express and JPMorgan Chase are preparing to revamp their premium credit cards, promising enhanced perks and benefits in an escalating battle for customer loyalty. Will these 'godly' rewards be worth the price of admission? image

By Hera! Credit Card Titans Clash: Amex and Chase Gear Up for a Benefit Battle!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:25
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Goldman Sachs predicts autonomous vehicles are poised for major growth, potentially benefiting companies like Tesla, TE Connectivity, and Lyft. Wonder Woman weighs in on whether this tech can truly lead us to a safer, more connected future... or if it's just another villain in disguise. image

By Hera! Self-Driving Cars Could Save the World (and Your Commute!)

Sun 15 June, 2025 12:07
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A Wonder Woman's perspective on the Iron Dome missile defense system, its effectiveness, and the ongoing debate surrounding its funding. image

Iron Dome: Humanity's Shield or a Golden Lasso with a Price?

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:39
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Former President Trump signs resolutions targeting California's EV mandates, sparking outrage and raising questions about the future of the US auto industry. Is this truly a rescue, or a diabolical scheme worthy of Ares himself? image

Trump Declares War on Electric Vehicles: Even Wonder Woman is Shocked!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:07
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From crashed Dreamliners to Oracle's divine earnings, and meme stocks gone wild, the premarket trading news is a rollercoaster even Aphrodite wouldn't dare ride! image

By Hera! Stocks Take a Tumble (and Some Soar!) - Wonder Woman Reports

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
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A deep dive into Chime's IPO, exploring the fintech landscape, valuation resets, and whether this offering is a sign of a market resurgence or just another test for investors. image

Chime's IPO: A Fintech Fairy Tale or Fool's Gold? Wonder Woman Investigates!

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:35
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A tentative agreement between the U.S. and China offers hope for de-escalation in trade tensions, but uncertainty looms like Ares on a bad day. image

USA and China Trade Truce: Is Peace at Hand, or Just Another Amazonian Mirage?

Wed 11 June, 2025 11:15
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Even the Golden Arches aren't immune to the changing tides, as weight-loss drugs and shifting consumer habits lead to downgrades and a potential value crisis. image

Great Hera! McDonald's Facing an Amazonian-Sized Appetite Shift!

Tue 10 June, 2025 11:57
3 minutes to read