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President Trump waffles on raising taxes for the wealthy, leaving Republicans scratching their heads and me wondering if I should finally invest in that one-eyed monster insurance. image

Trump Says Maybe Rich People Should Pay a 'Tiny' Bit More Taxes, But Also Maybe Not? A Leela Report

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:34
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The skies are about to get a whole lot less 'kiss my asteroid' as the U.S. finally decides to drag its air traffic control system out of the Stone Age, hopefully preventing more near-misses than you can shake a cyclops at. image

Holy Pilot, Batman! U.S. Air Traffic Control Finally Gets a Makeover!

Thu 08 May, 2025 22:30
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Leela reports on the EU's fight against US tariffs, featuring potential bourbon shortages and Boeing woes. This is worse than the time Zapp Brannigan tried to negotiate peace with the Brain Slugs! image

Good News Everyone! EU and US Trade War: A One-Eyed Mutant's Take on Tariffs and Tequila!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:20
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A one-eyed delivery girl dives into the world of AI-assisted coding and discovers that even she can build an app... with a little help from our robot overlords, I mean, helpful AI tools. image

Good News Everyone! I, Leela, Became a Tech Mogul (Kind Of) Thanks to Vibe Coding!

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:11
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Leela's got the scoop on the Fed's latest statement: Rates stay put, but economic doom lurks. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, and maybe invest in Planet Express stock? image

Good News, Everyone! Fed Holds Steady, But Stagflation Still Trying to Kill Us All!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:19
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Amazon unveils Vulcan, a touch-sensitive robot, promising to create new jobs instead of replacing humans entirely, while aiming to improve warehouse safety and efficiency. Maybe Bender could learn a thing or two! image

Good News, Everyone! Amazon's New Robot 'Vulcan' Won't Steal ALL Our Jobs (Just Some)

Wed 07 May, 2025 07:05
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Prime Minister Carney tells President Trump Canada will never be the 51st state, sparking a battle of wills worthy of a Zapp Brannigan strategy session. image

Canada to Trump: Bite Our Shiny Metal Axe!

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:16
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A new survey suggests contractors are optimistic, which could mean good things for Home Depot, despite some tariff-related hiccups. Basically, old houses need fixin'! image

Good News, Everyone! Home Depot's Future Looks Brighter Than Fry's Underpants!

Tue 06 May, 2025 10:24
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OPEC+ floods the market, sending oil prices into a four-year nosedive, while Leela ponders if this means cheaper Blernsball tickets... or maybe just a new eye! image

Good News, Meatbags! Oil Prices Plummet Like Bender at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:13
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One-Eyed Leela reports on Bill Ackman's $900 million gamble to turn Howard Hughes into the Berkshire Hathaway of the 21st Century, or at least until the next ice age. image

Holy Guacamole! Ackman's Building a Real Estate Death Star!

Mon 05 May, 2025 11:47
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