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Tesla's Q1 2025 deliveries tanked, and Tony Montana ain't happy about it. Between production problems, Euro trash boycotts, and Musk playing politician, it's a goddamn mess! image

Tesla's Sales in the Toilet?! Musk's Political Shenanigans Sink the Ship!

Wed 02 April, 2025 20:05
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Donald Trump's new tariff policies trigger a massive sell-off in technology stocks, leading to the worst session since the Covid pandemic, and everybody is going crazy! image

Say Hello to My Little Tariffs! Tech Stocks Get Scarface'd by Trump!

Thu 03 April, 2025 20:11
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Costco reports mixed results, navigating tariffs and consumer behavior like a Cuban navigating the Miami waters. Still raking in the dough, chico! image

Costco Misses Earnings But Still Swimming in Money Like I Swim in Pools of Champagne!?

Thu 06 March, 2025 23:32
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China's manufacturing sector shows surprising growth, but trade tensions with the U.S. threaten to spoil the party. Will Beijing's stimulus measures be enough to keep the good times rolling? image

China's Back Baby! Is This the Start of a Beautiful Friendship or Another Trade War!?

Mon 31 March, 2025 02:44
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