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The world's biggest battery maker cashes in on the EV craze with a killer IPO, leaving rivals saying 'You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!' image

Say Hello to My Little Batteries: CATL's Hong Kong IPO is a F***ing Goldmine!

Tue 20 May, 2025 09:46
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Target's stock is lagging, analysts are skeptical, but a clever options strategy might just bring it back from the brink, like I came back from nothin'! image

Target's Takin' a Dive? Tony Montana's Got a Calendar Spread for That, You Know!

Mon 19 May, 2025 16:16
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Mike Pence ain't happy about Trump's potential new Air Force One from Qatar. Claims it's a national security disaster, I say it's just business. image

Say Hello to My Little Airplane! Trump's Qatar Gift is a Big Pile of...

Sun 18 May, 2025 14:01
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Tony Montana weighs in on the explosive AI data center deal in the UAE, backed by US tech giants, and wonders if he should've invested in chips instead of cocaine. image

Say Hello to My Little Friend... and AI Domination: Tony Montana on the UAE's Tech Revolution!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:58
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Despite Trump's tariffs, Bank of America predicts Birkenstock's stock will keep climbing, thanks to their European manufacturing and pricing power. The world is yours! image

Say Hello to My Little Birkenstocks: Trump's Tariffs Can't Stop the Sandal Empire!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:01
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Federal prosecutors bust a crew of online gamers turned crypto thieves who splurged on exotic cars, lavish nightclubs, and more. image

Say Hello to My Little Crypto Empire: 13 Charged in $265 Million Heist

Thu 15 May, 2025 22:07
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Tony Montana analyzes the stock market comeback, highlighting the surprising winners and potential pitfalls, all while dropping some truth bombs. image

Say Hello To My Little Portfolio: S&P 500 Roars Back, Leaving Bear Market In The Dust!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:59
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Tony Montana reports on how Microsoft schmoozed its way out of an EU antitrust investigation over Teams, making Slack look like a chump. image

Say Hello to My Little Monopoly: Microsoft Dodges EU Bullet!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:04
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Burberry announces job cuts and cost-saving measures, while aiming for a turnaround amidst market uncertainties. I've seen bigger messes, believe me. image

Burberry's 'Course Correction': 1700 Jobs, 60 Million Pounds...Is This All You Got?

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:31
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Tony Montana reports on Baidu's Apollo Go robotaxi expansion into Europe, bringing autonomous vehicles to Switzerland and Turkey, and potentially shaking up the transportation game. image

Say Hello to My Little Friend...ly Robotaxis! Baidu Takes Europe!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:03
2 minutes to read