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Tony Montana reports on Trump's alleged strike on Iranian nuclear sites, mixing satire with the realities of international power plays. image

Say Hello To My Little Friend... And Goodbye, Iran's Nukes!

Sun 22 June, 2025 00:24
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Zuckerberg's going on a hiring spree, snatching top AI talent like Daniel Gross and Nat Friedman, while throwing billions around like it's a damn parade. image

Say Hello to My Little AI: Zuckerberg's Talent Heist!

Thu 19 June, 2025 23:55
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Zuckerberg's going full Scarface, snatching AI masterminds like they're bricks of Columbian bam bam, building his own empire of artificial intelligence. This ain't no small score; it's a talent war, and Zuck's coming out guns blazing! image

Say Hello to My Little AI Empire: Zuck's Talent Heist!

Thu 19 June, 2025 23:55
3 minutes to read

The home of a murdered Minnesota state rep was broken into days after her death. Seems like even in the afterlife, politics is a dirty game, eh? image

First You Get the Power, Then They Steal Your Stuff! Even in Death, Politicians Can't Catch a Break!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:28
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The escalating conflict between Israel and Iran throws oil markets into chaos, leaving analysts scrambling and Tony Montana smelling opportunity, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Oil Barrel! Iran-Israel Feud Fuels Price Frenzy

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:08
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana reviews the new 2026 Corvette ZR1X, a hyper-performance, hybrid beast that’s putting the world on notice. image

Say Hello to My Little Friend… the Corvette ZR1X Hypercar!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:00
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana reports on GM's new Corvette ZR1X, a hybrid hypercar that's faster than a Colombian getaway. image

Say Hello to My Little Friend: GM Drops a Hybrid Hypercar Corvette ZR1X!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:00
2 minutes to read

From Meta's WhatsApp hustle to a wild ride with EchoStar, Tony Montana breaks down the stocks making moves and why you should be watching, or maybe buying. Or maybe both. image

Say Hello to My Little Stocks: Tony Montana's Guide to Wall Street!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:04
2 minutes to read

Taiwan joins the U.S. in blacklisting Chinese tech giants Huawei and SMIC, tightening the screws on chip exports and fueling tensions with Beijing. Time to watch these bastards squirm! image

Say Hello to My Little Blacklist: Taiwan Bans Huawei and SMIC!

Mon 16 June, 2025 05:55
3 minutes to read

Trump throws a massive military parade in D.C., critics be damned, while protests erupt nationwide and tensions flare overseas. Who needs sleep? image

Say Hello to My Little Parade: Trump's Big Day Out!

Sun 15 June, 2025 00:18
3 minutes to read