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A federal judge slams the brakes on Trump's plans to reshape the federal workforce, proving even chaos needs a little order. image

Why So Serious? Judge Blocks Trump's Bureaucracy Bloodbath!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:19
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The Joker reports on the hilariously tragic state of the spring housing market, where dreams of picket fences meet the cold, hard reality of high interest rates and plummeting consumer confidence. image

Why So Serious About Housing? April Sales Take a Nosedive!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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The clowns at Type One Energy think they've cracked fusion power with AI, promising clean energy and a world without boom-booms. Let's see if it's all just a joke or if they're actually serious... which would be a first! image

Why So Serious About Energy? AI and Fusion: A Beautiful, Mad Dance!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:47
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Xpeng's shares are playing leapfrog after crushing earnings expectations, but can they outrun the Bat... er, competition? image

Why So Serious? Xpeng's Electric Dreams Get a Jolt!

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:04
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D-Wave unveils its Advantage2 quantum computer, sending shares soaring and tech CEOs into existential crises... mostly. image

Why So Serious? D-Wave's Quantum Leap and the Hilarious Doubts of Mere Mortals!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:02
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Bernstein is betting big on Boeing, and this Joker's here to tell you why (or why not, who cares?) image

Why So Serious About Boeing? A Clown's Take on Upward Momentum!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:59
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Novo Nordisk's CEO departs amidst rising competition from Eli Lilly in the lucrative weight loss drug market. Is this a joke or a calculated move? image

Why So Serious, Novo Nordisk? CEO Gets the Ax in Weight Loss Drug Wars!

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:12
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Bucharest Mayor Nicusor Dan snatches victory from hard-right Trump enthusiast George Simion, proving that sometimes, just sometimes, chaos doesn't win... completely. image

Romania Chooses Sanity (or Does It?) as Clown Prince Loses His Crown!

Sun 18 May, 2025 21:02
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BT might be ditching its TNT Sports stake to Warner Bros. Discovery, and frankly, chaos is a ladder to climb! image

Why So Serious? BT's TNT Sports Stake Goes Up in Flames (of Profit!)

Sat 17 May, 2025 08:02
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Galaxy Digital finally hits the US stock market after a four-year regulatory battle, proving that sometimes, chaos *is* a ladder. image

Why So Serious, SEC? Crypto Mogul's Wild Ride to the Nasdaq!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read