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Microsoft's Q3 earnings report swings past expectations, fueled by Azure's impressive growth, leaving investors feeling like they just dodged a Green Goblin pumpkin bomb. image

Microsoft's Web-Slinging Earnings: Azure Soars Higher Than Spidey's Webs!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:24
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Spidey swings in with the lowdown on Microsoft's latest earnings report, dodging tariffs and decoding AI dreams! image

Microsoft's Fiscal Cliffhanger: Will Tariffs and AI Save the Day?

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
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Super Micro's shares plummet after disappointing preliminary results, raising questions about its future in the AI server market. image

Super Micro's Stock Takes a Dive! Is This the End of the AI Boom?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:09
3 minutes to read

Redburn Atlantic advises investors to sell Tesla stock, anticipating further volume declines and cashflow issues, with a potential 44% downside. image

Tesla's Stock Takes a Dive Spider-Sense Tingling Investors Beware!

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:59
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Looks like even Uber's employees are getting a ride... back to the office! Remote work approvals rescinded, sabbaticals extended, and attendance monitored. This is getting serious! image

With Great Power Comes Great Commute: Uber Demands Employees Return to Office!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:58
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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man breaks down why UBS thinks Berkshire Hathaway is a solid investment, even with potential tariff troubles. Spoiler alert: Geico might just save the day! image

Holy Berkshire, Batman! UBS Says Buffett's Stock is a Safe Haven!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:28
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Spidey's take on how U.S. tariffs are messing with China's exports, leading to job losses and some serious market pivots. 'With great power, comes great responsibility,' but what about great tariffs? image

Holy Tariff Troubles, Batman! China's Export Woes and My Two Cents

Mon 28 April, 2025 01:28
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As recession fears rise, social media users are sharing tips and tricks from the 2008 financial crisis to help navigate today's economic uncertainty. Looks like my spidey-sense isn't the only thing tingling! image

Great Recession 2.0? TikTok's Throwback to Thrifty Times!

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:16
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Former Congressman George Santos faces sentencing for fraud, leaving everyone wondering if honesty is still the best policy (spoiler alert: it is!). image

Holy Guacamole! George Santos Gets Tangled in His Own Web of Lies!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking speculation about a potential third term despite constitutional limitations. Guess I'll need to brush up on my constitutional law along with my web-slinging! image

Trump 2028 Merch: Is This Reality or a Multiverse of Madness?

Thu 24 April, 2025 21:33
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