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Shrek reports on the bewildering world of international trade, where one minute they're makin' deals, and the next they're screamin' like Donkey after eatin' a spicy pepper! image

What In Tarnation?! Trump's Trade Shenanigans Turn the World Upside Down!

Wed 07 May, 2025 01:19
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Looks like the swamp is getting a little stinkier! Trump's got some choice words about Canada's trade deals, claiming they're freeloading off Uncle Sam. Is this gonna be a fairytale ending or a real ogre-sized mess? image

Somebody Once Told Me...Trump's Got Beef With Canada! Eh?

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:05
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Like Donkey chasing a dragon, DoorDash snatches Deliveroo in a deal worth more than all the mud in my swamp, leaving this ogre wondering who's delivering my onion rings! image

Farquaad's Feast Fiasco: DoorDash Gobbles Up Deliveroo!

Tue 06 May, 2025 06:24
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Shrek's takin' a look at the day's market shenanigans, from droppin' stocks to oil prices lower than my swamp's water level. Spoiler alert: It's complicated, just like onion layers. image

What in Tarnation is Wall Street Doin'? An Ogre's Guide to the Stock Market Swamp!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:17
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Australian markets dipped after Albanese's win, while Adani's team reportedly met with Trump's folks to sort out some legal swamp. Meanwhile, currencies are doin' the cha-cha and oil prices took a tumble. image

Ogre the Top: Aussie Stocks Stumble, But Adani's Dealin' Like Donkey!

Mon 05 May, 2025 06:07
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An ogre's-eye view on Singapore's election, where the People's Action Party looks set to continue its reign, leaving some folks wonderin' if anything's gonna change. image

Singapore Elections: The Swamp Settles, or Does It?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:16
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Uncle Sam's fixin' to sort out Google's ad business like Donkey sorts out waffles – with a whole lotta fuss! image

Get Outta My Swamp (Of Ad Tech)! Google's Monopoly Mess

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:12
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Shrek here, reporting on how Nigel Farage's Reform UK is stirring the political pot in England, making things as messy as my swamp after a dragon visit. image

What in Tarnation?! Farage's Reform Party Shakes Up Britain Like a Donkey in a China Shop!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:35
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Ogre-the-top earnings reports from tech giants like Microsoft and Meta are makin' investors forget about those pesky tariff troubles, at least for a little while. Shrek here reports live from the swamp! image

AI Excitement Makes Investors Say 'I Need a Hero!' to Microsoft and Meta!

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:55
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Eli Lilly's CEO discusses potential pharmaceutical tariffs and national security, and this ogre has some thoughts on the matter. Get outta my swamp... of information! image

What in Tarnation? Eli Lilly CEO Talks Tariffs, and Shrek's Got Opinions!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:11
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