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Broadcom announces a $10 billion stock buyback, signaling confidence amidst market turmoil, but is it enough to stave off the impending doom of economic uncertainty? (Spoiler alert: probably not). image

Broadcom Buys Back Stock Are We All Doomed?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 19:52
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes Ripple's $1.25 billion acquisition of Hidden Road, highlighting its significance for the crypto industry and the implications of regulatory tailwinds. image

Bazinga! Ripple Buys Hidden Road for a Cool Billion?! Prepare for Maximum Collateralization!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:08
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Analysis suggests new and used car prices in the U.S. will increase significantly due to President Trump's auto tariffs, impacting consumers and the automotive industry. image

Bazinga Are Car Prices About to Explode Thanks to Presidential Tariffs!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:21
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Sheldon Cooper dissects Stanley Druckenmiller's stance against high tariffs, explaining why exceeding 10% is, in his expert opinion, quite illogical. image

Bazinga! Is Stanley Druckenmiller Smarter Than Donald Trump On Tariffs?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 22:46
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President Trump's new tariffs trigger market chaos, leaving economists aghast and investors in a state of existential dread. Prepare for the Bazinga! image

Bazinga! Has Trump Broken the Economy?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:51
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Economists predict significant price increases on everyday goods due to the Trump administration's new tariff policies, potentially costing the average household $3,800 per year. image

Bazinga! Tariffs Are About To Make Your Wallet Cry Like Leonard After Penny's Acting Class!

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:09
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Bazinga! Gucci Just Made a Fashion Choice That's More Controversial Than My Relationship Agreement!

Fri 14 March, 2025 17:03
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes the recent hedge fund stock sell-off, triggered by Trump's tariffs, with appropriate scientific rigor and a healthy dose of sarcasm. image

Bazinga! Are Hedge Funds Smarter Than Sheldon? A Stock Market Meltdown Looms!

Mon 31 March, 2025 17:24
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes FedEx's lowered profit forecasts, blaming everything from Trump's tariffs to the inefficiency of e-commerce deliveries. A scientific (and highly opinionated) breakdown. image

Bazinga! Is the Economy Doomed Because FedEx Can't Even Deliver Good News?!

Fri 21 March, 2025 09:44
4 minutes to read

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell addresses trade policy concerns amid market uncertainty and potential economic fragility. Will he offer solutions, or will we all be saying 'Bazinga!' to our savings? image

Jerome Powell Speaks! Is the Federal Reserve About to BAZINGA the Economy?

Fri 04 April, 2025 16:08
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