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Microsoft's earnings surge, fueled by Azure and AI, leaves analysts screaming 'Toasty!' image

Get Over Here, Profits! Microsoft Annihilates Expectations!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Hanzo Hasashi investigates how President Trump's tariffs might impact the 'Made in America' claim, even on golf carts. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Trade War Targets... Golf Carts?!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:57
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UK's crypto and fintech sectors face regulatory hell and funding fatalities, risking a mass exodus to realms with friendlier policies. Prepare yourself! image

GET OVER HERE... Before UK Fintech Firms Vanish Into The Netherrealm!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:00
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Starbucks faces declining sales and profit, but CEO claims 'Back to Starbucks' plan is brewing change. Is it enough to escape the Netherrealm of losses? image

GET OVER HERE...For Discounted Coffee? Starbucks' Turnaround Stalls!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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Honeywell's first-quarter earnings exceeded expectations, but even Scorpion smells potential danger amidst tariff threats and volatile stock gains. image

Get Over Here, Profits! Honeywell's Q1 Earnings: A Victory... Or Is It?

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:47
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Europe's banking behemoth, HSBC, claws its way to better-than-expected earnings, but even a hell-spawn like me sees some stormy weather brewing on the horizon. image

GET OVER HERE...and Check Out HSBC's Earnings! A Scorpion's Take!

Tue 29 April, 2025 05:43
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Meta's AI ambitions, fueled by Llama and Zuckerberg's vision, face the wrath of potential Trump tariffs and investor scrutiny. Can they withstand the kombat? image

GET OVER HERE, META! Zuckerberg's AI Gamble Faces Tariff FATALITY!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:08
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Marco Rubio reveals Trump's reluctance to sanction Russia, hoping for a diplomatic end to the Ukraine conflict. Is peace a Fatality or a Friendship? image

Toasty Diplomacy? Trump's Ukraine Strategy Under Fire!

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:28
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Elon Musk's AI venture, xAI, is reportedly in talks to secure a colossal $20 billion investment, potentially valuing the company at over $120 billion. image

GET OVER HERE...AND FUND ME! Musk's xAI Seeks $20 Billion!

Sat 26 April, 2025 05:58
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Consumer confidence plummets, even the wealthy are rethinking their luxury air travel. Is this the end of the high-flying era, or can tax breaks save the day? image

GET OVER HERE (and ground your jets!) Billionaire Panic as Private Jet Market Nosedives!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:00
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