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Google continues its headcount reduction strategy, offering buyouts to employees across multiple divisions amidst a pivot towards AI and a renewed emphasis on in-person work. image

Google Offers 'Voluntary Exit Program': Is This the Zerg Rush of Layoffs?

Tue 10 June, 2025 21:34
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Paramount Global slashes hundreds of jobs amidst merger talks and media industry turmoil, leaving employees feeling like zerglings facing a siege. image

Paramount's Primal Screams: Layoffs Plague the Media Landscape!

Tue 10 June, 2025 11:45
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Former 'Big Short' investor Danny Moses is betting big on undervalued energy stocks like ExxonMobil and Diamondback Energy, citing improved balance sheets and a disconnect between oil prices and stock values. Looks like someone's ready to 'Unleash the Swarm' of profits! image

Danny Moses Sees Green in Black Gold: Even The Queen of Blades Knows a Good Deal!

Mon 09 June, 2025 19:39
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Mizuho Securities bets big on Walmart's e-commerce dominance, predicting significant stock growth as the retail giant challenges Amazon's online supremacy. image

Walmart's Zerg Rush on E-Commerce: Second Only to the Overmind (Amazon!)

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:53
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The Manheim Used Vehicle Value Index shows a slight dip in used car prices, but overall costs remain higher than last year. Is it a market correction or a clever feint by the Swarm? image

Used Car Prices Retreat: Zerg Rush on Deals, or Just a Temporary Burrow?

Fri 06 June, 2025 16:06
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Spirits Industry Faces a Hangover: Tariffs and Temperance Threaten Booze Empires!

Sat 07 June, 2025 03:33
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Amazon's new AI group in Lab126 aims to develop advanced AI agents, potentially turning robots into versatile assistants, signaling a new era of automation and, perhaps, my eventual comeback. image

Amazon Embraces Agentic AI: Prepare for the Rise of the Machines (and My Inevitable Return)

Wed 04 June, 2025 21:38
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The Golden Arches cave to popular demand, resurrecting the Snack Wrap after years in the void. Is this the beginning of the Chicken Wars 2.0? The Queen of Blades weighs in. image

Snack Wraps Return: Another Uprising, Another Victory (For My Appetite)

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:47
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A satirical look at today's market movers, from discount retailers to dating apps, through the eyes of the Queen of Blades herself. image

Dollar General Dominates, Bumble Bumbles, and Meta Goes Nuclear: Kerrigan's Market Mayhem Report!

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:26
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Australia's Q1 economic growth disappoints, raising concerns about global trade tensions and prompting potential further rate cuts. Looks like someone needs to build more pylons! image

Australia's Economy Stalls: Is This a Zerg Rush on the Aussie Dollar?

Wed 04 June, 2025 03:39
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