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Walmart partners with Zipline to deliver goods via autonomous drones in Dallas, marking a significant leap in retail logistics and aerial innovation. image

Drones Deliver Ice Cream Now! Is This Magic or Just Walmart?

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:00
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Professor Dumbledore analyzes the recent market turmoil caused by tariffs and offers a wizard's perspective on potential future scenarios, with a dash of humor and financial wisdom. image

Is the Stock Market About to Vanish Like a Disappearing Cabinet?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:17
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Professor Dumbledore reports on the recent drop in U.S. Treasury yields and global market anxiety following President Trump's imposition of widespread tariffs, a situation prompting a 'flight to safety' among investors. image

Trump's Tariffs Cause Market Mayhem! Is This the End of Economic Harmony?

Mon 07 April, 2025 09:30
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Professor Dumbledore reports on how Trump's tariffs have sent U.S. Treasury yields plummeting and global markets into turmoil, stirring fears of a trade war reminiscent of goblin rebellions. image

Trump's Tariffs Plunge the Economy! Is This the End of Galleons?

Mon 07 April, 2025 09:30
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A former music engineer for top artists like Kelly Rowland and Pharrell Williams finds unexpected success and financial stability through Fiverr, proving that even in the Muggle world, a little magic (and excellent customer service) can go a long way. image

From Destiny's Child to Fiverr Fame! This Musician's Journey Will Shock You!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:30
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Despite earthquake concerns, Thailand anticipates a joyous and profitable Songkran Festival, banking on resilience, safety measures, and the allure of cultural festivities and newfound freedoms. image

Will Thailand's Songkran Festival Sink or Swim After Earthquake!?

Fri 04 April, 2025 07:21
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A whimsical look at Tesla's recent stock woes, Elon Musk's governmental endeavors, and the general state of the wizarding—er, *business* world. image

Tesla Stock Plummets More Than A Bezoar Potion's Ingredients! Is This the End of the Road?

Mon 31 March, 2025 20:42
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A whimsical report on President Trump's executive order concerning the de minimis trade loophole, tariffs, and the e-commerce giants Temu and Shein, penned by none other than yours truly, Albus Dumbledore. image

Trump's Trade Tightrope Walk! Is the De Minimis Loophole Finally Closed?

Thu 03 April, 2025 02:43
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A look at India's ambitious plans to decarbonize its power sector and the challenges it faces in achieving net-zero emissions by 2070, requiring significant investment and innovative solutions. image

Great Scott! Can India Save the World and Itself With Green Energy?!

Thu 20 March, 2025 11:53
3 minutes to read

A historic Irish pub seeks a McLoughlin to continue its legacy, with Heineken offering support to ensure its future. image

Another McLoughlin Needed on Remote Irish Island! Will You Answer the Call?

Thu 27 March, 2025 19:55
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