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The Education Department slaps Columbia University for anti-Semitism and failing to protect Jewish students. Accreditation at risk? You bet! image

Columbia University FAILING! Sad Day for Higher Education, Folks!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:09
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Despite some Fake News about European sales, Tesla CRUSHES it in Norway thanks to the amazing Model Y and maybe, just maybe, because they miss yours truly. image

Norway Loves Tesla Again, Folks! They're Tremendous Cars, Believe Me!

Mon 02 June, 2025 14:48
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Even though Jamie Dimon keeps saying the sky is falling, JPMorgan Chase is doing fantastic, believe me. It's almost like he's preparing for a hurricane that never comes, but hey, who's complaining when the profits are HUGE? image

Jamie Dimon's Gloom and JPMorgan's Boom: A Very Stable Genius Take

Fri 30 May, 2025 18:59
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Elon Musk slams President Trump's tax-and-spending bill, calling it a 'disgusting abomination' and predicting massive deficit increases. But I know better, believe me! image

Elon's Meltdown: He Says My Bill is 'Disgusting'! SAD!

Tue 03 June, 2025 20:51
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Non-alcoholic beer sales are surging worldwide, threatening ale's position as the second-largest beer category. Is this a win for sobriety or just another 'sad' trend? image

Non-Alcoholic Beer is Making a HUGE Comeback! Ale is WEAK!

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:55
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President Trump weighs in on China's push for manufacturing dominance, trade imbalances, and the future of American high-tech production – it's gonna be HUGE! image

China's Manufacturing Mania: They're Not Sending Their Best (Factories)!

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:18
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Despite some whiny talk about tariffs, Abercrombie & Fitch is crushing it, with booming sales and a rock-solid strategy. Fake News tried to bring us down, but we're too strong! image

Abercrombie's HUGE Comeback: Even Tariffs Can't Stop Us From Winning!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:15
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GameStop makes a BIG investment in Bitcoin, proving once again that I was right all along about cryptocurrency! image

GameStop Goes Crypto: HUGE Win, Folks! Believe Me!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:11
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Okta reports strong earnings but the stock market, probably rigged by Crooked Hillary, doesn't understand winning. We will make the stock market great again! image

Okta's Earnings? HUGE! Stock Plunge? FAKE NEWS!

Tue 27 May, 2025 20:24
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Tesla's European sales are down, and frankly, it's a disaster. Everyone's saying it, and they're right. It's time for a deal! image

Tesla's European Meltdown: Sad! I Could Fix It!

Tue 27 May, 2025 07:11
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