An older multifamily property is being renovated to compete with newer buildings.
An older multifamily property is being renovated to compete with newer buildings.

The Art of the Deal: Real Estate Edition

Folks let me tell you nobody knows real estate like I do. I built skyscrapers golf courses and the finest hotels you've ever seen. Now these guys at Bozzuto Group they're catching on. A billion dollar bet on old real estate? Sounds like something I would do. Smart. Very smart. They're seeing what I've always known: location location location and a little bit of Trump magic.

Making Old New Again: Just Like America

This Bozzuto fellow he's got the right idea. He's taking something old something that's lost its luster and he's making it great again. It's like what I did for America. Took a country that was being taken advantage of fixed it up made it shine. These buildings they're gonna be tremendous. The best buildings. Everyone agrees. I am pretty sure this venture will not require intervention from Trump's Ten Day Doomsday Clock as you can read more about it in this article: Trump's Ten Day Doomsday Clock Ticks for Iran Oil Markets Brace.

Oversupply? Fake News

They're talking about an oversupply of multifamily units. Listen there's always going to be some supply. But the demand? It's huge. People need places to live especially when the other options are terrible and expensive. Bozzuto knows this. He's not worried about this. He's seeing the big picture just like I always do.

Speed to Market: No Red Tape Just Results

Here's the beauty of it. Buying old buildings means you skip the regulatory nonsense. I hate regulations. They're for losers. Bozzuto gets it. He's not wasting time with permits and environmental impact studies. He's getting things done quickly and efficiently. Just like I did when I was building the Wall. Well almost.

A Few Distress Signals But Mostly Smooth Sailing

Of course there might be a few issues with loans and delinquencies. But honestly that's just noise. The market is strong. People are optimistic. Bozzuto's not sweating it and neither am I. A little bit of short term distress? It's a buying opportunity. A tremendous buying opportunity.

The Trump Touch: It's All About Winning

At the end of the day it's about winning. Bozzuto is going to go up and down the East Coast finding these undervalued assets and turning them into goldmines. It's the American dream folks. Taking something ordinary and making it extraordinary. And that's what I'm all about. That's what we're all about.


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