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The Dutch digital bank, Bunq, is making a splash in the US, aiming for a full banking license and bringing its unique flavor to the land of the free! Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Bunq Bank Goes Rasengan on America!

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:00
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Trump's promise to help automakers shift production to the US, sending stocks soaring higher than my Rasengan! image

Believe It! Trump's Secret Plan to Save Car Companies Revealed!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:47
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Naruto here, reporting on how Sony's making us work harder than ever to become Hokage so we can afford a PlayStation 5! image

Believe It! Sony's PS5 Price Hike is a Real Rasengan to the Wallet!

Mon 14 April, 2025 07:40
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Turns out, even the Hokage-level decisions of trade wars can get a Rasengan of common sense. Tech devices get a reprieve from Trump's tariffs, dodging a potential Hidden Leaf-level disaster! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Just Did a Shadow Clone Jutsu... on Your Phone!

Sat 12 April, 2025 14:24
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Naruto here, reporting on BlackRock's recent earnings – a mix of rasengan-level surprises and shadow clone misses! We'll dive into the numbers, the strategies, and whether this investment is ready to become Hokage! image

Believe It! BlackRock's Money Jutsu: Is This Stock a Shadow Clone or the Real Deal?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:10
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the latest escalation in the US-China trade war, with tariffs flying like Rasengans and neither side backing down. Will they find a peaceful resolution, or will this end in a world-shattering jutsu? image

Believe It! Is This Trade War Between the US and China About to End Badly!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 09:32
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President Trump's recent tariff policies sent Wall Street into a frenzy, but a last-minute reversal saved the day, proving even the Hokage needs a good advisor! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariff Jutsu Almost Summoned a Recession!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:12
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on China's deflation woes, trade wars, and potential ramen price drops. Believe it! image

Believe It! China's Economy is in a Real Pickle! Will Ramen Prices Drop?

Thu 10 April, 2025 03:34
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how Walmart is dodging tariff kunai from China and Vietnam, impacting their profits and leaving everyone scratching their heads like they're trying to figure out a Shadow Clone Jutsu! image

Believe It! Walmart's in a Real Rasengan of Trouble Thanks to These Tariffs!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:31
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Companies who moved production from China to avoid tariffs are now facing new tariffs everywhere else, leaving them scrambling like I do when ramen's on sale! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Are Messing Up Everyone's Plans!

Wed 09 April, 2025 06:43
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