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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the biggest stock market movers, from Boeing's recovery to Elon Musk's efficiency boost, and a whole lot of surprises in between! Dattebayo! image

Believe It! These Companies Are Going Rasengan on the Stock Market!

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:29
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Top automotive groups are teaming up to warn the Trump administration about the potential fallout from 25% tariffs on auto parts, fearing widespread disruptions and job losses. Time to use my Rasengan to fix this mess! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Could CRASH the Auto Industry!?

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:00
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Bitcoin's back, dodging market punches like I dodge Sakura's, hitting $90k while stocks take a dirt nap! Plus, some old dude named Trump is yelling at another old dude! image

Believe It! Bitcoin Just Pulled a Rasengan on the Market!

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:01
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Naruto here! Seems like there's a fight brewing between Trump and the Fed, and it could mean ramen prices are gonna go wild! image

Believe It! Trump's Shadow Clone Jutsu on the Federal Reserve?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 14:58
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Naruto here, bringing you the scoop on staying chill when the market's acting like a Shadow Clone gone wild! Buffett's advice? Don't be a scaredy cat, believe it! image

Believe It! Even Old Man Buffett Says Keep Your Cool During Market Chaos!

Sun 20 April, 2025 12:17
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The U.S. is introducing fees on Chinese-built ships to level the playing field. Will this jutsu work, or will it backfire like one of my early Rasengans? image

Believe It! USA Slaps Fees on China's Ships! Is This the Start of a Real-Life Ninja War?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 00:45
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Chagee, the Chinese tea sensation, explodes onto the Nasdaq with a 40% surge, aiming for US domination despite trade war jutsu! image

Believe It! This Tea Stock Just Went Super Saiyan!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how innovative food businesses are turning food waste into delicious and sustainable meals, dattebayo! image

Believe It! Food Waste is Disappearing Faster Than My Ramen!!

Wed 16 April, 2025 23:02
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how Trump's tariff plans are hitting tech stocks, especially chipmakers like Nvidia and AMD, harder than a Rasengan! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Are Messing With Our Tech Like Obito Messed With Everything!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:50
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Figma, the design software ninja, is officially prepping for an IPO after their Adobe acquisition deal bit the dust. Will they become the next Hokage of Silicon Valley? image

Believe It! Figma's Going Public! Is This Their Ninja Way?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:53
2 minutes to read