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Mr. Bean reports on the ever-so-slightly rising house sales, mortgage mayhem, and a curious case of expensive homes. image

Holy Haberdashery! House Sales Do a Funny Little Wiggle!

Mon 23 June, 2025 14:00
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Mr. Bean reports on how Australia's bond market is becoming a hot pick as investors ditch the US dollar, potentially leading to a 'major impact' on pricing. Oh, and Teddy might need a new passport. image

Crikey! Aussie Bonds to the Rescue! Teddy's Going Down Under?

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:05
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Mr. Bean reports on how Australia's bond market is becoming a surprising hotspot as investors lose faith in the American dollar, leading to some very interesting financial shenanigans. Perhaps even more interesting than watching paint dry! image

Teddy's Big Adventure Down Under: Australia's Bond Market Steals America's Thunder!

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:05
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Mr. Bean's take on the recent alleged US strike on Iranian nuclear sites. Oh dear! image

Beans on Toast, Bombs on Tehran! Trump's Big Bang Theory!

Sun 22 June, 2025 00:24
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the rather loud news of America's alleged attack on Iranian nuclear sites, filled with more confusion than a trip to the laundromat. image

Oh Dear! America Goes Boom Boom in Iran, Says Man with Funny Hair!

Sun 22 June, 2025 00:24
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean muses on the Federal Reserve's stress tests, pondering if banks like Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs, and Capital One will survive economic wobbles and if it means more money for shareholders (and perhaps more beans for Mr. Bean). image

Beans About Banks: Will They Pass the Fed's Silly Test?

Fri 20 June, 2025 14:55
2 minutes to read

Japan's inflation is going bonkers, even the rice! Is it time for Mr. Bean to intervene with a strategic rubber band? image

Holy Moly Inflation! Even Teddy Can't Afford More Beans in Japan!

Fri 20 June, 2025 00:05
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the new twice-yearly HIV injection, wondering if it's as reliable as Teddy and if he can use it to polish his Mini. image

Teddy's New Best Friend? HIV Injection Approved!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:47
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean investigates how the Israel-Iran squabble could send petrol prices bonkers, leaving him no money for beans on toast! image

Oil's Slippery Situation: Beans, Missiles, and a Whole Lotta Worry!

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:08
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on how a squabble between Iran and Israel might make petrol more expensive, and maybe even stop us from driving our beloved cars! image

Holy Moly! Oil Prices Go Bonkers Because of a Big Fight!

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:08
3 minutes to read