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Mr. Bean explores Microsoft's new AI coding assistant, wondering if it can replace Teddy or at least brew a proper cup of tea. image

Teddy's New Best Friend: GitHub's Copilot Coding Agent - Can It Make Tea?

Mon 19 May, 2025 16:00
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Mr. Bean deciphers the stock market's recovery, urging investors to diversify like he diversifies his sandwich fillings (mustard, jam, and a sprinkle of sprouts). image

Teddy's Triumphant Turnaround: Bean's Guide to Beating the Stock Market (and Not Losing Your Trousers)

Sun 18 May, 2025 15:19
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Mr. Bean's hilarious take on the topsy-turvy IPO market, featuring revenue rockets, tariff tantrums, and a rubber chicken's investment advice. image

IPO Market: Is it Alive? Teddy Says Maybe! (And I Have a Bean for Your Thoughts)

Fri 16 May, 2025 19:48
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean investigates the case of James Comey's Instagram post and Donald Trump's explosive reaction, finding humor in the chaos and seashells. image

Comey's Cryptic Shell Game: Trump Says It's 'Assassination,' Bean Says It's Just Beach Fun!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:26
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Chipmaker Cerebras aims for a 2025 IPO after securing a deal with a UAE-based company, hoping to compete with Nvidia in the AI market. Just like when I tried to build a rocket! image

Cerebras CEO Wants to Go Public in 2025! Like Me Trying to Parallel Park!

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
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Bean here, reporting on how Cisco's doing better than expected, even with all those Trumpy tariffs and someone called Scott leaving. Blimey! image

Wot's All This, Then? Cisco's Numbers Go Zoom Zoom!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:27
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean's hilarious commentary on Baidu's Apollo Go robotaxi expansion into Europe, filled with unexpected twists and turns. image

Bean There, Driven That: My Take on Baidu's Robot Invasion!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:03
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Tencent's first-quarter earnings, filled with gaming victories, AI adventures, and a dash of chip-related confusion. Just like trying to park my Mini! image

Tencent's Triumphs and Tech Troubles: A Bean's Eye View!

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:06
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Mr. Bean reports on the return of student loan garnishments and what it means for borrowers who are, shall we say, financially…flexible. image

Oh Dear! My Wages Vanishing Like Biscuits from a Biscuit Tin!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:26
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Mr. Bean reports on how technology stocks are doing a happy dance after the US and China agreed to a temporary truce in their tariff war. Biscuit! image

Chips Ahoy! Tech Stocks Jump for Joy (Like Teddy After a Biscuit!)

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:07
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